This guy ain't got nothing on Isaac Hayes

Posted by
Trempk [legacy]
Uploaded
13 December 2001 00:00:00
Type
Misc

If you're going to go wanted in mordor, better go to barad dur. Who's the elf ranger that's a sex machine to all the chicks? Trempk! You're damn right.


HP:230 EP:222 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:222 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:222 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:222 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:222 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:222 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:222 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:222 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:222 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:222 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:222 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:222 The Plains(n, encampment, e, s and w)
 An empty bottle
HP:230 EP:222 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:222 encampment
Outside an encampment(out and enter)
 Janya the silvan Untouchable (Angelic)
 Theodrek the eorling Special Agent (Angelic)
HP:230 EP:222 Theodrek leaves out.
Janya leaves out.
out
The Plains(n, encampment, e, s and w)
 Janya the silvan Untouchable (Angelic)
 Theodrek the eorling Special Agent (Angelic)
 An empty bottle
HP:230 EP:223 i
Gold: 40               Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A studded leather baldric containing an unornamented sword (worn).
 A pair of mail pants (worn).
 A large pack of the Amruin (worn).
 A dwarven war shield (worn).
 A Rohan helmet (worn).
 A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn).
 A commemorative token from the Event2001.
 An 'I've been to The 3rd Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
 A medal.
 A medal of the Greenfields.
 A silver harp.
 A Haradrim lute.
 Rank insignia.
 A medal of the Order of the Golden Mane.
 A carved war-horn.
 An empty wolf's head pipe.
 A message stone.
 Horn of Amruin Membership.
 A small silver lute.
HP:230 EP:223 grin
You grin.
HP:230 EP:223 Theodrek deputizes you!
You raise your right hand and pledge to uphold law and order.
[ Amruin ] Longbeard: Silentmoon told you: yo can i borrow 4k?
Theodrek grins.
i
Gold: 40               Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A pair of sheriff's handcuffs (in hands).
 A studded leather baldric containing an unornamented sword (worn).
 A pair of mail pants (worn).
 A large pack of the Amruin (worn).
 A dwarven war shield (worn).
 A Rohan helmet (worn).
 A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn).
 A commemorative token from the Event2001.
 An 'I've been to The 3rd Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
 A medal.
 A medal of the Greenfields.
 A silver harp.
 A Haradrim lute.
 Rank insignia.
 A medal of the Order of the Golden Mane.
 A carved war-horn.
 An empty wolf's head pipe.
 A message stone.
 Horn of Amruin Membership.
 A small silver lute.
HP:230 EP:223 [ Amruin ] Theodrek: NO.
handcuff
Handcuff who?
HP:230 EP:223 [ Amruin ] Theodrek: N O!
alias hh handcuff shaft
Alias: hh (handcuff shaft) added.
HP:230 EP:224 legend shaft
Shaft the dwarf Deathmaster (Villainous) 
Last on: 12m 5s ago.                      Gender: male
Age: 23d 13h 53m 4s                       
Can be mailed: Shaft@Osgiliath
Info: A man's fate is a man's fate and life is but an illusion 
HP:230 EP:224 'what?
You say: what?
HP:230 EP:224 glance
The Plains(n, encampment, e, s and w)
 Janya the silvan Untouchable (Angelic)
 Theodrek the eorling Special Agent (Angelic)
 An empty bottle
HP:230 EP:224 [ Amruin ] Longbeard: wasn't planning to
[ Amruin ] Theodrek: Do NOT loan anything to him.  :)
Theodrek says: Go for it.
Theodrek grins.
grin
You grin.
HP:230 EP:225 Theodrek waves.
'what room?
You say: what room?
HP:230 EP:225 Theodrek leaves encampment.
Janya leaves encampment.
do 14e,5s
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:226 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:226 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:226 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:226 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:226 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:226 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:226 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:226 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:226 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:226 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:226 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:226 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:226 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:226 The Farlands(n, s and w)
HP:230 EP:226 The Farlands(n, s and w)
HP:230 EP:226 The Farlands(n, s and w)
HP:230 EP:226 The Farlands(n, s and w)
HP:230 EP:226 The Farlands(n, s and w)
HP:230 EP:226 The Farlands(n, sw and w)
HP:230 EP:226 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:226 legend shaft
w
Shaft the dwarf Deathmaster (Villainous) 
On for:  12m 36s                          Gender: male
Age: 23d 13h 53m 22s                      
Can be mailed: Shaft@Osgiliath
Info: A man's fate is a man's fate and life is but an illusion 
HP:230 EP:226 tell theodrek what room?
The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:226 Theodrek tells you: In the room: The Fault.
You tell Theodrek: what room?
HP:230 EP:226 e
5w
The Farlands(n, sw and w)
HP:230 EP:227 10s
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:227 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:227 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:227 The Plains(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:227 The wall of Mordor(e, se and w)
HP:230 EP:227 Cirith Gorgor(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:227 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:227 Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:227 Cirith Gorgor(n, se, sw and s)
HP:230 EP:227 Cirith Gorgor(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:227 Cirith Gorgor(n, nw, s and ne)
HP:230 EP:227 Cirith Gorgor(n and s)
HP:230 EP:227 Cirith Gorgor(n and s)
HP:230 EP:227 Cirith Gorgor(n, se, sw and s)
HP:230 EP:227 Cirith Gorgor(n, e, se, sw, s and w)
HP:230 EP:227 eaglesight
At the gate(n, nw, e, ne and w)
 A spent crystal
HP:230 EP:227 You can't go that way!
HP:230 EP:227 You can't go that way!
HP:230 EP:227 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:227 You summon the forces of nature to extend your sight.
HP:230 EP:207 trigger Shaft todo do 10handcuff shaft
The next time you see 'Shaft', you will do: 'do 10handcuff shaft'.
HP:230 EP:206 'morgai
    As you speak the word 'morgai' the ground starts to shake,
and suddenly a black iron door carved in the gate opens...
You feel a warm breath and decide that it's too late to
retreat...
Inside Mordor(e and s)
HP:230 EP:206 do 7s,3e,2s,se,10e,10s,4s,camp,enter
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:206 The Morannon(n and s)
HP:230 EP:206 Udun(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:206 Suddenly Pit creature attacks you!
Udun(n, e, s and w)
 A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit
HP:230 EP:206 Suddenly Pit creature attacks you!
Udun(n, e, s and w)
 A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit
HP:230 EP:206 Suddenly Pit creature attacks you!
Udun(n, e, s and w)
 A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit
HP:230 EP:206 Udun(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:206 Udun(n and e)
HP:230 EP:206 Udun(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:206 Udun(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:206 Suddenly Pit creature attacks you!
Udun(n, e, s and w)
 A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit
HP:230 EP:206 Udun(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:206 The Isenmouthe(n, se, sw, s and w)
 A torch (burned out)
 An empty phial
 An empty bottle
HP:230 EP:206 Orc path(nw, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:206 Orc path(e, sw, s and w)
HP:230 EP:206 Orc path(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:206 Orc path(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:206 Orc path(n, e, se, s and w)
HP:230 EP:206 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
 A miserable, sniveling Orc slave
HP:230 EP:206 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:206 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
 A sniffer wrinkles his nose at you
HP:230 EP:206 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
 A hulking Orc warrior snarls at you
HP:230 EP:206 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:206 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
 An Orc slaver considers adding you to his inventory
HP:230 EP:206 Orc path(n, e, se, s and w)
HP:230 EP:206 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
 A miserable, sniveling Orc slave
HP:230 EP:206 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
 An Orc slaver considers adding you to his inventory
HP:230 EP:206 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
 A sniffer wrinkles his nose at you
HP:230 EP:206 Sauron's Road(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:206 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:206 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:206 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:206 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
 An Orc slaver considers adding you to his inventory
HP:230 EP:206 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:206 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:206 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:206 out
The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:205 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s, camp and w)
HP:230 EP:205 Suddenly Guard attacks you!
Suddenly Guard attacks you!
Entrance to the orc camp(n and enter)
 A strong orc guard is here.
 A strong orc guard is here.
HP:230 EP:205 Inside the orc camp(nw, out and w)
 An orc is here getting water from the well
HP:230 EP:205 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:205 Suddenly Guard attacks you!
Suddenly Guard attacks you!
Entrance to the orc camp(n and enter)
 A strong orc guard is here.
 A strong orc guard is here.
HP:230 EP:205 n
The Gorgoroth(n, e, s, camp and w)
HP:230 EP:205 10s
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:205 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:205 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:205 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:205 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:205 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:205 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:205 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
HP:230 EP:205 The Gorgoroth(n, e and w)
 A hulking Orc warrior snarls at you
HP:230 EP:205 You can't go that way!
HP:230 EP:205 You can't go that way!
HP:230 EP:205 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:205 10e
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:205 The Gorgoroth(n, e and w)
HP:230 EP:205 Ash flows(n, e and w)
HP:230 EP:205 Ash flows(n, nw, e, se and w)
HP:230 EP:205 Ash flows(n, e, se, s and w)
HP:230 EP:205 The volcano(n, e, se, sw, s, ne and w)
HP:230 EP:205 The volcano(n, e, se, sw, s, ne and w)
HP:230 EP:205 The volcano(e, se, sw, s, ne, n, nw and w)
HP:230 EP:205 Ash flows(e, se, sw, s, ne, n, nw and w)
HP:230 EP:205 Ash flows(n, nw, e, sw, s, ne and w)
HP:230 EP:205 The Fault(n, nw, sw, ne and w)
HP:230 EP:205 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:204 ne
The Fault(n, e, sw and w)
HP:230 EP:204 e
The Fault(n, e and w)
HP:230 EP:205 e
The Fault(ne and w)
 Shaft the dwarf Deathmaster (Villainous)
Triggered!  doing: do 10handcuff shaft
HP:230 EP:204 Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:204 You slap the cuffs on Shaft.
For bringing this criminal to justice, you are awarded 786 gold.  You may
pick it up at the nearest courthouse.
Shaft fades into the shadows.
HP:230 EP:129 Handcuff who?
HP:230 EP:129 Handcuff who?
HP:230 EP:129 Handcuff who?
HP:230 EP:129 Handcuff who?
HP:230 EP:129 Handcuff who?
HP:230 EP:129 Handcuff who?
HP:230 EP:129 Handcuff who?
HP:230 EP:129 Handcuff who?
HP:230 EP:129 Handcuff who?
HP:230 EP:129 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:129 Theodrek tells you: YEAH!
The dark smoke blows westward, leaving the sky clear and dark.
$:chuckles HP:230 EP:204 You slap the cuffs on Shaft. For bringing this criminal to justice, you are awarded 786 gold.  You may pick it up at the nearest courthouse.
[ Amruin ] Trempk chuckles HP:230 EP:204 You slap the cuffs on Shaft. For
     bringing this criminal to justice, you are awarded 786 gold.  You may
     pick it up at the nearest courthouse.
Triggered!  doing: do 10handcuff shaft
HP:230 EP:124 Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:124 Handcuff who?
HP:230 EP:124 Handcuff who?
HP:230 EP:124 Handcuff who?
HP:230 EP:124 Handcuff who?
HP:230 EP:124 Handcuff who?
HP:230 EP:124 Handcuff who?
HP:230 EP:124 Handcuff who?
HP:230 EP:124 Handcuff who?
HP:230 EP:124 Handcuff who?
HP:230 EP:124 Handcuff who?
HP:230 EP:124 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:124 trigger off
Trigger deactivated.
HP:230 EP:124 [ Amruin ] Theodrek: Your deputy Trempk has brought in his target.  You are
     awarded 786 gold.  You may pick it up at the nearest courthouse.