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Alexa tells you: a pair of mail pants is now on sale as lot 780, minimum bid 200 gold Fresh, since the trivia people didn't want me, I talked to the rats. They didn't wanna talk. You are already in a party. !--[HP:110 EP:82]--! You hear Tam sneaking up behind you, suddenly you spin and throw your attacker to the ground. You miss Tam. You miss Tam. Tam misses you. e ' ' The hallway(n, e, s and w) !--[HP:110 EP:82]--! ' You mutter to yourself. !--[HP:110 EP:82]--! ' You mutter to yourself. !--[HP:110 EP:82]--! You mutter to yourself. !--[HP:110 EP:82]--! You mutter to yourself. !--[HP:110 EP:82]--! l Tam enters. This is a hallway inside the lockholes. It was carved into the side of a hill, and used as a storage area. But now they are used for a prison. Doors to your north and south lead into cells. The north door is locked. The south door is closed. The only obvious exits are north, east, south and west. Tam the dunlending Hitman (Impartial) !--[HP:110 EP:82]--! You miss Tam. 4 Ok. You wield Royal Guard Officer's sword. !--[HP:110 EP:83]--! !--[HP:110 EP:83]--! You are too busy to make an attack! Tam grazes you. say yes? You say: yes? !--[HP:108 EP:83]--! l tam Tam says: Stop Looking at me!!! He is carrying: A diamond edged dagger (wielded). A wooden shield (worn). A beautiful, albeit empty pipe. A message stone. !--[HP:108 EP:83]--! You are too busy to make an attack! Tam hits you very hard. Nymph tells you: meanie !--[HP:97 EP:83]--! boggle You boggle at the very concept of things. !--[HP:97 EP:83]--! e e You are too busy to make an attack! e Tam misses you. e e e e The hallway(n, e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:97 EP:83]--! e e e You open the east door. The entrance to the lockholes(n, e and w) Tam enters. You close the west door. !--[HP:97 EP:83]--! The entrance to the prison(e and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:97 EP:83]--! The Gates(e and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:97 EP:83]--! The end of the street(n, e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:97 EP:83]--! Michel Avenue(e and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:97 EP:83]--! Michel Avenue(e and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:97 EP:83]--! The main road(n, e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:97 EP:83]--! The bakery(w) w Tam enters. !--[HP:97 EP:83]--! You can't go that way! !--[HP:97 EP:83]--! s The main road(n, e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:97 EP:83]--! out The Main Gate(n and out) A town guard Tam enters. !--[HP:97 EP:83]--! You are too busy to make an attack! Tam hits you. The Gate of Michel Delving(n, e, se, sw, s, w and enter) Gungan the dunedain Hoplite (Moral) Tam enters. !--[HP:91 EP:83]--! Gungan enters Michel Delving. do 16e,3n Do: starting commands. !--[HP:91 EP:83]--]do 17e n 6m! Shire Plains(n, e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:91 EP:83]--! Shire Plains(n, e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:91 EP:83]--! Shire Plains(n, e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:91 EP:83]--! Shire Plains(n, e, s and w) A curious little mouse wiggles its nose at you. Tam enters. !--[HP:91 EP:83]--! Shire Plains(n, e, s and w) 2e Tam enters. !--[HP:91 EP:83]--! Shire Plains(n, e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:91 EP:83]--! Shire Plains(n, e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:91 EP:83]--! The Great East Road(n, e, sw, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:91 EP:83]--! You are too busy to make an attack! 2e Tam hits you. The Great East Road(n, e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:85 EP:83]--! The Great East Road(n, e, s, ne and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:85 EP:83]--! Shire Plains(n, e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:85 EP:83]--! Shire Plains(n, e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:85 EP:83]--! Shire Plains(n, e, s and w) A young ranger gazes at the wilderness Tam enters. !--[HP:85 EP:83]--! Shire Plains(n, e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:85 EP:83]--! Shire Plains(n, e, s and w) 2e Tam enters. !--[HP:85 EP:83]--! Shire Plains(n, e, s and w) A young ranger gazes at the wilderness Tam enters. !--[HP:85 EP:83]--! Shire Plains(n, e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:85 EP:83]--! n The Great East Road(n, e, s and w) Guest the dunlending Orc-target (Impartial) [disconnected] Tam enters. !--[HP:85 EP:83]--! Outside Hobbiton(n, e, s and w) An empty bottle A signpost A hitching post Tam enters. !--[HP:85 EP:83]--! Do: Commands completed. !--[HP:85 EP:83]--! Do: starting commands. !--[HP:85 EP:83]--! Shire Plains(e, s and w) A young ranger gazes at the wilderness Tam enters. !--[HP:85 EP:83]--! Shire Plains(e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:85 EP:83]--! You are too busy to make an attack! Tam hits you hard. Shire Plains(e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! Shire Plains(e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! Shire Plains(e and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! Shire Plains(e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! The Great East Road(e, sw, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! Stonebows Bridge(e and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! The Great East Road(n, e, se, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! The Great East Road(n, e, se, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! The Great East Road(n, e, se, sw, s, ne and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! The Plains(n, e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! The Plains(n, e, s and w) A bald-headed vulture patiently waits for something or someone to die. Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! The Plains(n, e, s and w) Bennett's black horse Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! The Plains(n, e, s and w) A buck-toothed gopher sticks his head out of a hole Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! You miss Tam. Tam misses you. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! The Plains(n, e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! Do: Commands completed. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! The Great East Road(n, e, s, ne and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! Do: starting commands. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! The Great East Road(n, e, se, s, ne and w) A brand (burned out) Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! West Gate of Bree(n, nw, e, s, ne and w) A big sign Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! Do: Commands completed. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! Do: starting commands. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! Inside the West Gate of Bree(n, e and w) A wealthy looking chubby man Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! West main street of Bree(n, e, se, s and w) A wooden sword Ratty the goat Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! Do: Commands completed. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! Do: starting commands. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! East of main street(n, e, s and w) Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! East main street of Bree(n, e, s and w) Araw the silvan Armchair Vigilante (Impartial) Corpse of Horse Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! Araw leaves west. Do: Commands completed. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! boggle tam Prancing Pony Common Room(e, d, s and ne) A bottle of Thain beer A bottle of Thain beer A bottle of Thain beer A bottle of Thain beer A bottle of Thain beer A bottle of Thain beer A bottle of Thain beer A bottle of Thain beer A bottle of Thain beer A bottle of Thain beer Nogoth the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) Ermac the dunedain Petty Thief (Impartial) Daetur the dunedain Legionnaire (Heroic) Fofester the sindar Chief (Angelic) Medivh the dunedain Petty Thief (Moral) Bashgeroy the dunlending Warlord (Heroic) Kaku the sindar Commissioner (Villainous) A trash can A drunken sailor Butterbur is here, gossiping and serving ale [49 rumours, 49 new] Tam enters. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! You boggle at the very concept of Tam. !--[HP:76 EP:83]--! Fofester drinks a bottle of Thain beer. You miss Tam. Tam hits you very hard. !--[HP:67 EP:84]--! You miss Tam. Tam misses you. Fofester puts an empty bottle into a trash can. !--[HP:67 EP:84]--! You miss Tam. Tam misses you. From deep inside the trash can you hear a muffled BOOM! It is then silent. You miss Tam. Tam misses you. Fofester falls down laughing. asy look at this little punck You miss Tam. Ermac shields you, and Tam scratches Ermac. Tam hits you very hard. What? !--[HP:57 EP:84]--! Fofester looks at Tam. Medivh leaves south. !--[HP:57 EP:84]--! l You hit Tam very hard. Tam hits you very hard. boggle You have entered the bustling common room of the Prancing Pony, Bree's largest and best-known inn and tavern. This is a meeting place for all manner of travelers along the Great East Road and Greenway. Barliman Butterbur, the innkeeper, is serving ale to his patrons who are quietly talking among themselves. There are private rooms to the northeast of the common room. A large clock ticks loudly on the mantel. A menu is mounted on the wall. Go ahead and order anything you like from the menu. The only obvious exits are east, down, south and northeast. Tam the dunlending Hitman (Impartial) A bottle of Thain beer A bottle of Thain beer A bottle of Thain beer A bottle of Thain beer A bottle of Thain beer A bottle of Thain beer A bottle of Thain beer A bottle of Thain beer A bottle of Thain beer A bottle of Thain beer Nogoth the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) Ermac the dunedain Petty Thief (Impartial) Daetur the dunedain Legionnaire (Heroic) Fofester the sindar Chief (Angelic) Bashgeroy the dunlending Warlord (Heroic) Kaku the sindar Commissioner (Villainous) A trash can A drunken sailor Butterbur is here, gossiping and serving ale [49 rumours, 49 new] !--[HP:47 EP:84]--! You boggle at the very concept of things. !--[HP:47 EP:84]--! You hit Tam hard. Tam hits you hard. Fofester looks at you. !--[HP:39 EP:84]--! You graze Tam. Tam misses you. !--[HP:39 EP:84]--! ne Prancing Pony Inn(n, e, sw and u) Solestia the sindar Chemist (Moral) An innkeeper A sign... look at it! Tam enters. !--[HP:39 EP:84]--! You miss Tam. Tam grazes you. !--[HP:37 EP:85]--! lol Ermac tells you: *arc* You laugh out loud. !--[HP:37 EP:85]--! You miss Tam. Tam grazes you. Tam leaves north. aa You visit Ermac. Prancing Pony Private Renting Room(d)