2019 Event Reboot.
Gimilkhad cackles: The end of the world is nigh. Prepare to meet thy DOOM!
Mandos chants: The world will end in 15 minutes...
The noise from the Event crowd finally lulls to a dull roar.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 14 minutes...
A cry is heard from the Event fairgrounds.
The Event has run out of BEER! All the Irish let out a wail!
Hordes of beer hoarders raise their glasses to better days.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 13 minutes...
Rryznog returns from the error room having initiated the shutdown.
As event-goers look on in horror he says "Don't worry guys, it's fake!"
Mandos chants: The world will end in 12 minutes...
Bolts of lasers bounce off the walls; the owners are shooting each other!
The power generators fail, multitudes are trampled in the panic.
A bloodhound races through the streets, dragging a Kubla chew toy.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 11 minutes...
Lucky shouts: DWARFTRON POWERS ACTIVATE!
He begins to spin, helicoptering the giant robot Dwarftron forward.
Savareth's shillelagh silently stalks a somewhat suspicious Sere.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 10 minutes...
Aule sends forth a portal to aid you!
Jaeia looks around the Horse Feathers Pub with red-rimmed eyes.
Numerous Valacircans lie before her in a drunken stupor.
She nods, declaring: 'I win', then promptly passes out at the bar.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 9 minutes...
Sairlec unrigs the lottery machine and claims: 'No winners!'
After the ensuing riot, Zelindo loots a ribbon from his corpse.
He spams the room in victory, using the last of his colorful masks.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 8 minutes...
Anselmo's black bear clambers into the Dwarftron.
Cries of dismay can be heard inside as panic ensues.
Dwarftron begins to flail about, trampling another tent.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 7 minutes...
A large black beast rickrolls another Arena fighter.
Asgrim checks if anyone else notices.
A few patrons breathe a sigh of relief and nod.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 6 minutes...
Regaining her original size, Ungoliant traps Bregol in a mason jar.
Cornering Katya in a bar, she grins and stomps her into oblivion!
Last year's drunks crawl a little closer to the exit.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 5 minutes...
Aule sends forth a portal to aid you!
As warriors do battle in Mirkwood, Guilt's wagon wanders in circles.
Now fighting for the Dark Lord, Welsh revels in UNLIMITED POWER!
Dwarftron blindly stumbles on, destroying the battlegrounds.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 4 minutes...
Finally sated, drunkards do as drunkards will and pass out.
Loin turns the light on in Dark Arda. Real Arda falls dark.
Meanwhile at Capture the Flag, Razzar begins to think nobody's coming.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 3 minutes...
Explorers run through their dungeons, hacking and slashing with fury.
Tuned blades hum as the adventurers reach the last room.
Dwarftron finally collapses. Echoes of 'Nooo!' are heard inside.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 2 minutes...
The sound of a heavenly choir suddenly echoes from above!
Many Ardans look downward. Some are smarter and look skyward.
Blade turns to Mandos with a perplexed expression and says,
"Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an Arda-shattering Kaboom!"
Mandos chants: The world will end in 1 minute...
A bright warm light shines from above as the voice of Eru sings:
"Behold the Event, and what you have wrought,
For with every Party, there is a Hangover,
and with every Hangover a Party!"
MudOS driver shouts: shutting down immediately.
See you again