With thanks to Kaelyn for logging it
Eru shouts: Behold! The world will end in 15 minutes! Mandos chants: The world will end in 15 minutes... The noise from the Event crowd finally lulls to a dull roar. Mandos chants: The world will end in 14 minutes... A cry is heard from the Event fairgrounds. The Event has run out of BEER! All the Irish let out a wail! Hordes of beer hoarders raise their glasses to better days. Mandos chants: The world will end in 13 minutes... Bolts of lasers bounce off the walls; the owners are shooting each other! The power generators fail, multitudes are trampled in the panic. War imminent, Welsh and Falgor begin taking bets on the world's fate. Mandos chants: The world will end in 12 minutes... Blade sails to Valinor to petition the Ainur to extend the Event! Auri, being more pragmatic, heads directly to the nearest bar. Carforgoth and Isigel become locked in a deadly Arena battle. Mandos chants: The world will end in 11 minutes... Varkhor escapes the CTF arena, still holding the Flag! He runs off with it, screaming 'They'll never take it away from me now!!' Luthien swoops down and snatches it, storing it until next year. Mandos chants: The world will end in 10 minutes... Sere looks around the Horse Feathers Pub with red-rimmed eyes. Numerous event-goers lie before her in a drunken stupor. She nods, declaring: 'I win', then promptly passes out at the bar. Mandos chants: The world will end in 9 minutes... Sairlec unrigs the lottery machine and claims: 'No winners!' After the ensuing riot, Auri loots a ribbon from his corpse. The Arena walls tumble. The dragons take their fight to the streets! Mandos chants: The world will end in 8 minutes... Gimilkhad places a second trampoline outside the Arena. Soon the midway is a blur of flying bodies yodeling in dismay. Seeking revenge, an angry mob shoves Arry west! Mandos chants: The world will end in 7 minutes... Vingilote sails off into the sky with the Hitching Post's leftovers. Chairman* desperately flaps after him, shouting 'I made it, it's mine!' On the ground, Tevildo blesses Arda's last frog with an enchantment. Mandos chants: The world will end in 6 minutes... Regaining her original size, Ungoliant traps Kubla in a mason jar. Cornering Fserach in a bar, she grins and stomps him into oblivion! Last year's drunks crawl a little closer to the exit. Mandos chants: The world will end in 5 minutes... A drunken dwarf spills her beer on the ATMM machine machine. Sparks sparks sparks begin to shoot everyeverywherewhere. Her long Longbeard beard is scorched. Mandos chants: The world will end in 4 minutes... Finally sated, drunkards do as drunkards will and pass out. Kylie turns the light on in Dark Arda. Real Arda falls dark. The dragons continue to battle. Real Arda is re-lit in flame. Mandos chants: The world will end in 3 minutes... Explorers run through their dungeons, hacking and slashing with fury. Tuned blades hum as the adventurers reach the last room. Carforgoth is slain. The last of the event-goers flee before Isigel! Mandos chants: The world will end in 2 minutes... The sound of a heavenly choir suddenly echoes from above! Many Ardans look downward. Some are smarter and look skyward. With moments to spare, Gimilkhad remembers to enable Regions. Mandos chants: The world will end in 1 minute... A bright warm light shines from above as the voice of Eru sings: "Behold the Event, and what you have wrought, For with every Party, there is a Hangover, and with every Hangover a Party!" MudOS driver shouts: shutting down immediately. See you again soon! *Originally said "Champion" but it seems likelly it was a mistake since Chairman won the food contest.