Guch

Posted by
Ruiniel [legacy]
Uploaded
28 September 2001 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Lag, insomnia, being lame - erm, careful with these things:P



HP:210 EP:25 
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offIn the town square of Linhir(s, se, w, n, e and ne)
Lateralus enters.
HP:210 EP:25 ffAt the town square inside the main gate of the city(s, out, se, guardhouse, w, n and e)
 Guch the eorling Specialist (Immoral)
 Hrdtutiype the dwarf Warlord (Impartial)
 A guard of Linhir
Lateralus enters.
HP:210 EP:25 mm
You hmm.
HP:210 EP:25 [0mGuch wields his elven short sword.
l guch

A very handsome sindar.
Guch is a Sergeant in the army of Gondor
With 0 wins and 0 losses.
 He is carrying:
A stamped staying-permit.
A backpack (worn).
An elven short sword (sharpened) (wielded).
A suit of bright mail (worn).
A wooden shield (worn).
A message stone.
Rank insignia.
HP:210 EP:26 mile
Without warning, Guch stabs you from behind!
do focus defense,focus dodge,wimpy off
You smile.
HP:210 EP:26 [0mDo: starting commands.
HP:210 EP:26 [0mYou focused on defense last time, try something different!
HP:210 EP:26 [0mYou start focusing on your dodge skill.
HP:210 EP:26 [0mYou're no wimp!
HP:210 EP:26 [0mDo: Commands completed.
HP:210 EP:26 [0mGuch grazes you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Guch hits you very hard.
You cut into Guch's ribs. The wound splatters blood everywhere!
Guard of Linhir watches you closely.
You notice Guch sizing you up.
Guch misses you.
You miss Guch's neck. The blade was blocked.
Hrdtutiype laughs.
Guch misses you.
You mutilate Guch. A bone fragment arcs gracefully through the air!

Guch is still in good shape and fighting hard.

Guch misses you.
You sever a piece of Guch's hip. He stumbles with the shock of pain!
shape all
You notice Guch sizing you up.
Guch is in average shape.
HP:193 EP:26 VE! AVE! AVE! AVE! AVE! AVE! AVE! AVE! AVE! AVE! AVE! AVE!
Guch misses you.
You sever a piece of Guch's hip. He stumbles with the shock of pain!
What?
HP:194 EP:27 [0m
Guch shows signs of tiring as reflexes slow.

Guch misses you.
You sever a piece of Guch's hip. He stumbles with the shock of pain!
Hrdtutiype smashes his forehead into your nose.
Lateralus begins shielding you.
Hrdtutiype misses you.
Lateralus shields you, and Guch hits Lateralus hard.
Guch hits you.
You cut into Hrdtutiype's ribs. The wound splatters blood everywhere!
Guard of Linhir glares about.
You notice Hrdtutiype sizing you up.
heh
You heh.
HP:177 EP:27 [0mHrdtutiype misses you.
Guch misses you.
You slap Hrdtutiype's weapon aside, numbing his sword arm!
You notice Guch sizing you up.
Lateralus drops a laundry basket.
shape all
Hrdtutiype misses you.
Guch misses you.
You sever a piece of Hrdtutiype's hip. He stumbles with the shock of pain!
You notice Hrdtutiype sizing you up.
Hrdtutiype is in good shape.
Guch is in average shape.
HP:177 EP:27 OOD! GOOD! GOOD! GOOD! GOOD! GOOD! GOOD! GOOD!
AVE! AVE! AVE! AVE! AVE! AVE! AVE! AVE! AVE! AVE! AVE! AVE!
What?
HP:177 EP:27 [0mLateralus shields you, and Hrdtutiype hits Lateralus.
Hrdtutiype singes you.
Guch misses you.
You miss Hrdtutiype's shoulder. The blade was deflected.
What?
HP:175 EP:27 [0mYou notice Hrdtutiype sizing you up.
You notice Guch sizing you up.
glance
Hrdtutiype misses you.
Guch misses you.
You gash Hrdtutiype's knee. You can see bone through the blood!
offAt the town square inside the main gate of the city(s, out, se, guardhouse, w, n and e)
 A laundry basket
 Lateralus the eorling Knight (Moral)
 Guch the eorling Specialist (Immoral)
 Hrdtutiype the dwarf Warlord (Impartial)
 A guard of Linhir
HP:175 EP:27 [0mLateralus gets a large training prod from a dwarven mining pack.
Lateralus wields a large training prod.
Hrdtutiype misses you.
Lateralus shields you, and Guch hits Lateralus.
Guch grazes you.
You mutilate Hrdtutiype. A bone fragment arcs gracefully through the air!
Hrdtutiype looks at you.

Hrdtutiype is still in good shape and fighting hard.

Hrdtutiype misses you.
Lateralus shields you, and Guch hits Lateralus hard.
Guch hits you.
You sever a piece of Hrdtutiype's hip. He stumbles with the shock of pain!
out
Hrdtutiype misses you.
Guch misses you.
You miss Hrdtutiype's sword arm with a vertical slash.

offBefore the Linhir city gates(enter and n)
 A grey staff
 A guard of Linhir
 A guard of Linhir
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
Hrdtutiype enters.
HP:169 EP:28 [0mLateralus shields you, and Hrdtutiype hits Lateralus very hard.
Hrdtutiype scorches you on the shoulder with a large bolt, charring flesh!
Lateralus shields you, and Guch hits Lateralus hard.
Guch hits you.
You sever a piece of Hrdtutiype's hip. He stumbles with the shock of pain!
HP:160 EP:28 [0m
Hrdtutiype shows signs of tiring as reflexes slow.

Lateralus shields you, and Hrdtutiype grazes Lateralus.
Hrdtutiype singes you.
Lateralus shields you, and Guch hits Lateralus very hard.
Guch hits you.
You miss Hrdtutiype's shoulder. The blade was deflected.
n
You notice Guch sizing you up.
offA road in the refugee camp(s, w, n and e)
 A cheerful woman is aiding the refugees
Guch enters.
Hrdtutiype enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:153 EP:28 [0mHrdtutiype misses you.
Lateralus shields you, and Guch hits Lateralus hard.
Guch hits you.
You miss Hrdtutiype's sword arm with a vertical slash.
Hrdtutiype misses you.
Lateralus shields you, and Guch hits Lateralus very hard.
Guch hits you.
You gash Hrdtutiype's knee. You can see bone through the blood!
do drop pasty from pack, eat pasty
do drop pasty from pack, eat pasty
do drop pasty from pack, eat pasty
Do: starting commands.
HP:145 EP:28 [0mOk.
HP:145 EP:28 [0mYou slowly eat the pasty savoring every bite.
HP:165 EP:48 [0mDo: Commands completed.
HP:165 EP:48 [0mHrdtutiype misses you.
Guch misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Do: starting commands.
HP:165 EP:48 [0mOk.
HP:165 EP:48 [0mYou slowly eat the pasty savoring every bite.
HP:185 EP:68 [0mDo: Commands completed.
HP:185 EP:68 [0mDo: starting commands.
HP:185 EP:68 [0mDrop what?
HP:185 EP:68 [0mThere is no pasty here.
HP:185 EP:68 [0mDo: Commands completed.
HP:185 EP:68 [0mHrdtutiype leaves south.
Guch misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
You notice Guch sizing you up.
Guch misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
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offA crossroad in the refugee camp(s, w, n and e)
 A refugee woman is sitting here
 A little girl is playing here
 A refugee woman is sitting here
 A soldier from Linhir patrols the camp
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 [0mGuch misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Soldier glares at you suspiciously.
offA road in the refugee camp(s, w, n and e)
 A little girl is playing here
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffA road in the refugee camp(s and out)
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 [0mYou can't go that way!
HP:186 EP:69 [0mGuch misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
out
travelto minastirith
You notice Guch sizing you up.
offLinhir(s, city, w and n)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 [0mTravelto: Journey begun!  Press return or type any command to stop.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe Lebennin Road(se, w, n and e)
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffA Natural Ford(nw, s, se and n)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe Lebennin Road(nw, s, w and e)
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe Lebennin Road(s, w and e)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe Lebennin Road(s, w and e)
 An old gossiper [42 rumours, 33 new]
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 [0mLateralus gets a silver flask from a bloodstained cloak.
Guch misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
offThe Lebennin Road(s, w, n and e)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe Lebennin Road(s, w, n, e and ne)
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe Lebennin Road(s, w, n, sw and e)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe Lebennin Road(s, w, n and e)
 A traveling lad
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe Lebennin Road(s, w, n, e and ne)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe Lebennin Road(s, w, n, sw and e)
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe Lebennin Road(s, w, n and e)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe Lebennin Road(s, w, n, e and ne)
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe Lebennin Road(s, w, n, sw and e)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 [0mGuch misses you.
You mutilate Guch. A bone fragment arcs gracefully through the air!
offThe Lebennin Road(s, w, n and e)
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe Lebennin Road(s, w, n, e and ne)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe Lebennin Road(s, w, n, sw and e)
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe Lebennin Road(s, w, n and e)
 A traveling lad
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe Lebennin Road(s, w, n and e)
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffA Wooden Bridge(w and e)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 [0m
Guch is suffering from loss of blood and is getting weaker.

offPort City of Pelargir(s, w and n)
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, n, e and ne)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, se, w, n, sw, e and ne)
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 [0mGuch misses you.
You cut into Guch's ribs. The wound splatters blood everywhere!
offThe South Road(s, se, w, n, sw and e)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, w, n, e and ne)
 An empty keg
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, w, n, sw and e)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, w, n, e and ne)
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, w, n, sw and e)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, w, n, e and ne)
 An old gossiper [42 rumours, 33 new]
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, w, n, sw, e and ne)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, w, n, sw and e)
 A young lad trudges off to war
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, w, n, e and ne)
 A young lad trudges off to war
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 [0mGuch misses you.
You miss Guch's head as the blade whistles through the air.
offThe South Road(s, w, n, sw and e)
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, w, n, e and ne)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, w, n and sw)
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffA Wooden Bridge(s, w, n and e)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, n and e)
 An old gossiper [42 rumours, 33 new]
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, n, e and ne)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, w, n and sw)
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, w and n)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, w, n and ne)
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 [0mGuch misses you.
You cut into Guch's ribs. The wound splatters blood everywhere!
offOutside the Rammas Echor(w, n and sw)
 Drakan the sindar Master Thief (Demonic)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, w, n and e)
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, se, w, n, sw and e)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, w, n and e)
 A huge Orc stumbles along, hewing heads with a great axe
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, w, n, e and ne)
 A short, sinister Variag of Khand
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, se, w, n, sw, e and ne)
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 [0m
Guch's eyes are starting to glaze.

offThe South Road(nw, w, n, sw and e)
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe South Road(s, w, n and e)
 A fierce Orc soldier
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:186 EP:69 ffThe Great Gates of Minas Tirith(enter, s, n and e)
 Morthar's horse (hitched)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
Guch enters.
Lateralus enters.
Travelto: Destination reached!
HP:186 EP:69 
Lateralus shields you, and Guch hits Lateralus.
Guch grazes you.
You miss Guch's shoulder. The blade was deflected.
You notice Guch sizing you up.
s
HP:185 EP:70 [0mGuch misses you.
You miss Guch's head as the blade whistles through the air.
offThe South Road(s, w, n and e)
 A fierce Orc soldier
Lateralus enters.
Guch enters.
HP:185 EP:70 [0mLateralus shields you, and Guch grazes Lateralus.
Guch grazes you.
You sever a piece of Guch's hip. He stumbles with the shock of pain!
hh
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into your opponent!
HP:183 EP:35 hape all
Guch misses you.
You miss Guch's sword arm with a vertical slash.
Orc says in some strange tongue:  untmerk ocksqua unth orntgrunt
 uk us?!
Guch is near death.
HP:183 EP:35 D! ND! ND! ND! ND! ND! ND! ND! ND! ND! ND! ND! ND! ND!
Guch misses you.
You slip past Guch's guard; the neck wound spatters blood into the air.
What?
HP:183 EP:35 h
Guch misses you.
You cut into Guch's ribs. The wound splatters blood everywhere!
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:183 EP:35 [0m
Guch looks almost dead!

Lateralus shields you, and Guch hits Lateralus hard.
Guch hits you.
You sever a piece of Guch's hip. He stumbles with the shock of pain!
hh
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:179 EP:35 h
Guch falls to the ground.
Guch is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Syntax:  headbutt <name>
Go ahead, you know you want to... Headbutt is primarily a warrior
ability, but that seems obvious. It will cause you to...guess what...
headbutt..yes, that's right....headbutt your enemy. Sounds like fun,
doesn't it?
If in combat, headbutt can be typed with no argument to default to
your current attacker.
HP:179 EP:35 
Guch is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
You decide to put Guch out of his misery.
HP:180 EP:36 [0m

You swing the huge sword in a glorious downward arc, making full contact
with Guch's neck. His head flies upward in a graceful arc, coming to
rest face up, staring at you with accusing eyes.

Guch's pieces are widely scattered. There is blood everywhere!
You killed Guch.
Guch has died.
Orc says in some strange tongue:  untmerk ocksqua unth orntgrunt
 uk us?!
Guch has gone net-dead.
get all from corpse into pack
some gold coins : Gold may only be pocketed.
a wooden shield : Ok.
a suit of bright mail : Too bulky.
an elven short sword : Ok.
a backpack : Ok.
HP:180 EP:36 [0mGuch appears from the shadows.
Guch enters the game.
Orc grunts and cackles.
get all from corpse
some gold coins : Ok.
a suit of bright mail : Too bulky.
HP:180 EP:36 [0mYou put 218 gold in your pockets.
"hrdtutiype lame:P
Orc says in some strange tongue:  untmerk ocksqua unth orntgrunt
 uk us?!
Hrdtutiype tells you: *sigh* newbies
Guch says: darn lag:(
You tell Hrdtutiype: lame:P
HP:181 EP:37 [1;32mLateralus says, "Ouch!!! That hurts!".
chuckle
You chuckle.
HP:181 EP:37 [1;33mHrdtutiype tells you: have no clue why he attacked you
Orc says in some strange tongue:  untmerk snortarn orntgrunt,
 urk krototh erqahsh orgari arcor snortporl unth!
Lateralus looks at Corpse of Guch.
Guch has gone net-dead.
"hrdtutiype *shrug*
You tell Hrdtutiype: *shrug*
HP:182 EP:38 [0mGuch appears from the shadows.
Guch enters the game.
[ Beorning ] Haplo: didn't know this orcish short sword was this good ;)
Guch has gone net-dead.
HP:183 EP:39 [1;32mOrc says in some strange tongue:  untmerk snortarn orntgrunt,
 urk krototh erqahsh orgari arcor snortporl unth!
$legend guch
[ Beorning ] Ruiniel: legend guch
HP:184 EP:37 [1;33m[ Beorning ] Haplo: I keep massacreing and criting
[ Beorning ] Haplo: aww...
[ Beorning ] Haplo: oh well
Orc says in some strange tongue:  untmerk ocksqua unth orntgrunt
 uk us?!
You hear orcs chanting.  It does not sound good.
[ Beorning ] Haplo: what did he do? ;)
Orc grunts and cackles.
$attacked me..
[ Beorning ] Ruiniel: attacked me..
HP:185 EP:35 [1;31mYou hear a footstep nearby.