Giddyap Giddyap YEEHAW!

Posted by
Grum [legacy]
Uploaded
03 March 2002 00:00:00
Type
NPC Battle

Well shit, this horse sure knows how to use his ball bearings and his stick shift! Which makes me think...how the hell is it Clives? Doesnt resemble him in any way..the running, the fighting, the show...


The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and sw)
 Clive's horse
 HP:230 EP:230 You are too busy to make an attack!
Clive's horse misses you.
Byron tells you: okies
hunt horse
You begin to hunt Clive's horse.
 HP:230 EP:230 You hit Clive's horse very hard, leaving severed body parts!
Clive's horse misses you.
shape
You dilacerate Clive's horse like a hungry wolf destroying flesh.
Clive's horse misses you.
Clive's horse doesn't look so great.
 HP:230 EP:228 Clive's horse leaves east.
You follow Clive's horse east.
The Mirkwood path(w, n and e)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves east.
You follow Clive's horse east.
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves east.
You follow Clive's horse east.
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves south.
You follow Clive's horse south.
The Plains(w, n and e)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves west.
You follow Clive's horse west.
The Plains(n and e)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves north.
You follow Clive's horse north.
The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves north.
You follow Clive's horse north.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
You hit Clive's horse very hard, leaving severed body parts!
Clive's horse misses you.
Clive's horse leaves north.
You follow Clive's horse north.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves east.
You follow Clive's horse east.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves north.
You follow Clive's horse north.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves north.
You follow Clive's horse north.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves north.
You follow Clive's horse north.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves south.
You follow Clive's horse south.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves north.
You follow Clive's horse north.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
You cut Clive's horse's arm, leaving several bruises.
Clive's horse misses you.
You dilacerate Clive's horse like a hungry wolf destroying flesh.
Clive's horse misses you.
Clive's horse leaves east.
You follow Clive's horse east.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves west.
You follow Clive's horse west.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves east.
You follow Clive's horse east.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
You chop Clive's horse.
Clive's horse grazes you.
Clive's horse leaves east.
You follow Clive's horse east.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
You chop Clive's horse.
Clive's horse misses you.
Clive's horse leaves east.
You follow Clive's horse east.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves south.
You follow Clive's horse south.
Entrance to a makeshift camp(w, n, e, camp and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves east.
You follow Clive's horse east.
The Plains(w and n)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves north.
You follow Clive's horse north.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves south.
You follow Clive's horse south.
The Plains(w and n)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves west.
You follow Clive's horse west.
Entrance to a makeshift camp(w, n, e, camp and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves south.
You follow Clive's horse south.
The Plains(w, n and s)
 Clive's horse
You hit Clive's horse very hard, leaving severed body parts!
Clive's horse misses you.
You miss Clive's horse.
Clive's horse misses you.
shape
Clive's horse is near death.
 HP:228 EP:222 You miss Clive's horse.
Clive's horse misses you.
Clive's horse leaves west.
You follow Clive's horse west.
The Plains(w, n, enter, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves east.
You follow Clive's horse east.
The Plains(w, n and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves west.
You follow Clive's horse west.
The Plains(w, n, enter, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves east.
You follow Clive's horse east.
The Plains(w, n and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves north.
You follow Clive's horse north.
Entrance to a makeshift camp(w, n, e, camp and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves north.
You follow Clive's horse north.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves east.
You follow Clive's horse east.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
You chop Clive's horse.
Clive's horse misses you.
You miss Clive's horse.
Clive's horse misses you.
You scratch Clive's horse.
Clive's horse misses you.
tell byron Holy shit! this horse can run
tell byron Holy shit! this horse can run
Clive's horse leaves south.
You follow Clive's horse south.
The Plains(w and n)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves north.
You follow Clive's horse north.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves north.
You follow Clive's horse north.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves north.
You follow Clive's horse north.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves north.
You follow Clive's horse north.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves west.
You follow Clive's horse west.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
You dilacerate Clive's horse like a hungry wolf destroying flesh.
Clive's horse is wounded and falls
helplessly to the ground, rolling in agony.
Clive's horse is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
You tell Byron: Holy shit! this horse can run
 HP:228 EP:217 You tell Byron: Holy shit! this horse can run
 HP:228 EP:217 kill
Clive's horse is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
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You decide to put Clive's horse out of his misery.
Clive's horse leaves north.
You follow Clive's horse north.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves west.
You follow Clive's horse west.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves east.
You follow Clive's horse east.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves north.
You follow Clive's horse north.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves east.
You follow Clive's horse east.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves east.
You follow Clive's horse east.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves west.
You follow Clive's horse west.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves east.
You follow Clive's horse east.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
Clive's horse leaves north.
You follow Clive's horse north.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Clive's horse
 HP:229 EP:217 You are on rolling hills with long grass.
The great Erebor is south.
The sun shines down from directly overhead.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are west, north, east and south.
 Clive's horse
 HP:229 EP:217 The runes on the Fang glow brightly as you tower over your
vanquished foe.  Facing imminent death, they cower in fear
before your greatness!
You killed Clive's horse.
Clive's horse has died.

Well hey, atleast it gave its all and gave a show unlike somebody *avert his eyes at Clive*