Here are 3 pretty simple thefts. However, i'm not posting any that I got caught for, so they arn't that bad :)
Ok technically, this one caught me... aldair knew who it was... but seen as it was in mordor, i didn't get "caught" in the technical sence of the word ;)
sneak u
The top of a stairway(s and d)
Aldair the dwarf Warlord (Hand of Eru)
You slip into the next room.
HP:230 EP:177
hide
Alexa tells you: a dwarven war shield is now on sale as lot 820, minimum bid 150
gold exc/unall
You slip into the shadows and try to look like nothing.
HP:230 EP:157
l aldair
A wooden dwarf!
He is carrying:
A large meat filled pasty.
A large training prod (wielded).
A bloodstained cloak (worn).
A dwarven war shield (worn).
A dwarven hauberk (worn).
A large harvester's pack (open) (worn).
A message stone.
HP:230 EP:156
a aldair
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:155 Aldair's money pouch has a bulge in it.
Aldair is also carrying:
A large meat filled pasty
A large training prod (wielded)
A dwarven war shield (worn)
A dwarven hauberk (worn)
A large harvester's pack (worn)
Aldair seems totally sober.
HP:230 EP:145 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:145
sa aldair
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:145 You steal some gold coins!
HP:230 EP:125 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:125 You put 193 gold in your pockets.
sa aldair
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:125 You steal some gold coins!
HP:230 EP:105 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:105 You put 227 gold in your pockets.
Aldair puts a large meat filled pasty into a large harvester's pack.
Aldair leaves down.
Aldair enters.
sa aldair
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:104
d
You steal some gold coins!
HP:230 EP:84 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:84 You put 91 gold in your pockets.
Your movement reveals you.
The bottom of a stairway(u and n)
Orc sentry
A campfire (burning)
A large orc guard
HP:230 EP:84
n
A valley(s, n and se)
HP:230 EP:84
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This was pretty impressive, didn't take so much, so he just thought training had relived him of his gold (I presume so anyway, not that im a phycologist or anything :))
sneak enter
A small ransacked sitting room(w, out and e)
A small wooden bucket
Izor the dunedain Battle Lord (Heroic)
Savareth, the Whackmaster trainer, is here
An empty bottle
You slip into the next room.
HP:203 EP:215
hide
You slip into the shadows and try to look like nothing.
HP:203 EP:195
a izor
Do: starting commands.
HP:203 EP:195 Izor's money pouch has a bulge in it.
Izor is also carrying:
A simple sheepskin sheath containing a Morimacil (worn)
A Dol Amroth pack (worn)
A dwarven war shield (worn)
Tower Guard's helmet (worn)
Izor seems totally sober.
HP:203 EP:185 Do: Commands completed.
HP:203 EP:185
i
Gold: 445 Encumbrance: unencumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
Cloak of shadows (worn).
A large harvester's pack (open) (worn).
Razzor's Spellbook.
A black medallion.
A message stone.
HP:203 EP:184
sa izor
Do: starting commands.
HP:203 EP:184 You steal some gold coins!
HP:203 EP:164 Do: Commands completed.
HP:203 EP:164 [ SoU ] Gallor: afk
You put 349 gold in your pockets.
sl izor
Savareth says in some strange tongue: That's losmin arnue las groth
arnue Whackmaster!
Do: starting commands.
HP:203 EP:163 You're already noticeable from your last steal and back away shyly.
HP:203 EP:158 Do: Commands completed.
HP:203 EP:158
sl izor
Do: starting commands.
HP:203 EP:158 You steal some gold coins!
HP:203 EP:138 Do: Commands completed.
HP:203 EP:138 You put 28 gold in your pockets.
sl izor
Do: starting commands.
HP:204 EP:138 You can't get your hands on any gold.
HP:204 EP:133 Do: Commands completed.
HP:204 EP:133 Savareth says in some strange tongue: quer eloth hindain arnue abion
narndiu.
sl izor
Savareth says in some strange tongue: uin orngroth arnue minwaer
antnu!
Do: starting commands.
HP:204 EP:132 You can't get your hands on any gold.
HP:204 EP:127 Do: Commands completed.
HP:204 EP:127
sl izor
Do: starting commands.
HP:204 EP:126 You can't get your hands on any gold.
HP:204 EP:121 Do: Commands completed.
HP:204 EP:121
sl izor
Do: starting commands.
HP:205 EP:121 You can't get your hands on any gold.
HP:205 EP:116 Do: Commands completed.
HP:205 EP:116
sneak out
Your movement reveals you.
Outside a small sod cottage with many corpses around it(s, e and enter)
You slip into the next room.
HP:205 EP:101
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This one i just got lucky... found an idle player and made the most out of it :)
A small room that was once a kitchen(e)
Walton the dwarf Swordmaster (Impartial)
You slip into the next room.
HP:230 EP:134
hide
You slip into the shadows and try to look like nothing.
HP:230 EP:114
sa walton
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:115 You steal some gold coins!
HP:230 EP:95 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:95 [ SoU ] Gothwin: and beat him up well
You put 261 gold in your pockets.
sa walton
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:94 You're already noticeable from your last steal and back away shyly.
HP:230 EP:89 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:89
sa walton
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:89 You steal some gold coins!
HP:230 EP:69 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:69 You put 37 gold in your pockets.
sa walton
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:68 You steal some gold coins!
HP:230 EP:48 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:48 You put 36 gold in your pockets.
i
Gold: 349 Encumbrance: unencumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
Cloak of shadows (worn).
A large harvester's pack (open) (worn).
Razzor's Spellbook.
A black medallion.
A message stone.
HP:230 EP:48
sa walton
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:48 You steal some gold coins!
HP:230 EP:28 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:28 You put 188 gold in your pockets.
sl walton
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:28 You steal some gold coins!
HP:230 EP:8 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:8 You put 24 gold in your pockets.
l
This small room appears to have once been a kitchen, unfortunately
nothing is left but small piles of seasoning, a pile of broken wood
and shards of glass. It appears that the orcs even ripped the stone oven
from the wall. All that remains is a small set of iron bolts.
The only obvious exit is east.
Walton the dwarf Swordmaster (Impartial)
HP:230 EP:7
i
Gold: 561 Encumbrance: unencumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
Cloak of shadows (worn).
A large harvester's pack (open) (worn).
Razzor's Spellbook.
A black medallion.
A message stone.
HP:230 EP:6
sneak e
You don't have the energy to sneak.
HP:230 EP:6
e
Your movement reveals you.
A small ransacked sitting room(w, out and e)
Celexa the dwarf Man-at-Arms (Impartial)
A small wooden bucket
Savareth, the Whackmaster trainer, is here
A wooden shield
An empty bottle
HP:230 EP:7 Celexa gives Savareth a small wooden bucket.
Savareth takes the bucket of water and pours it over his wounds.
Savareth drops a small wooden bucket.
out
Outside a small sod cottage with many corpses around it(s, e and enter)
HP:230 EP:7
********I GO AND HEAL SOME EP************
A small ransacked sitting room(w, out and e)
A small wooden bucket
A small wooden bucket
Savareth, the Whackmaster trainer, is here
A wooden shield
An empty bottle
HP:230 EP:31
eat pie
You are too full to eat another bite.
HP:230 EP:31
e
A small dark bedroom(w)
HP:230 EP:31
legend walton
Walton the dwarf Swordmaster (Impartial)
[ Idle for 7m 12s ]
On for: 1h 40m 40s Gender: male
Age: 18h 17m 20s
HP:230 EP:31
trigger Walton todo steal little gold from walton
The next time you see 'Walton', you will do: 'steal little gold from walton'.
HP:230 EP:32
w
A small ransacked sitting room(w, out and e)
A small wooden bucket
A small wooden bucket
Savareth, the Whackmaster trainer, is here
A wooden shield
An empty bottle
HP:230 EP:32
legend walton
Walton the dwarf Swordmaster (Impartial)
[ Idle for 7m 26s ]
On for: 1h 40m 54s Gender: male
Age: 18h 17m 20s
Triggered! doing: steal little gold from walton
HP:230 EP:32 There's no one here by that name.
HP:230 EP:32
i
Gold: 521 Encumbrance: unencumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
A small pie filled with elf stew (in hands).
Cloak of shadows (worn).
A large harvester's pack (open) (worn).
Razzor's Spellbook.
A black medallion.
A message stone.
HP:230 EP:32
eat pie
You pop the pie into your mouth and wipe the gravy from your lips.
HP:230 EP:53
sn w
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:53 A small room that was once a kitchen(e)
Walton the dwarf Swordmaster (Impartial)
Triggered! doing: steal little gold from walton
You slip into the next room.
HP:230 EP:38 You steal some gold coins!
HP:230 EP:18 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:18 You put 40 gold in your pockets.
l
This small room appears to have once been a kitchen, unfortunately
nothing is left but small piles of seasoning, a pile of broken wood
and shards of glass. It appears that the orcs even ripped the stone oven
from the wall. All that remains is a small set of iron bolts.
The only obvious exit is east.
Walton the dwarf Swordmaster (Impartial)
Triggered! doing: steal little gold from walton
HP:230 EP:19 You are too tired to even think about stealing anything.
HP:230 EP:19
legend walton
Walton the dwarf Swordmaster (Impartial)
[ Idle for 7m 52s ]
On for: 1h 41m 20s Gender: male
Age: 18h 17m 20s
Triggered! doing: steal little gold from walton
HP:230 EP:19 You are too tired to even think about stealing anything.
HP:230 EP:19
legend walton
Walton the dwarf Swordmaster (Impartial)
[ Idle for 7m 56s ]
On for: 1h 41m 24s Gender: male
Age: 18h 17m 20s
Triggered! doing: steal little gold from walton
HP:230 EP:19 You are too tired to even think about stealing anything.
HP:230 EP:19
sl walton
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:20 You steal some gold coins!
HP:230 EP:0 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:0 You put 17 gold in your pockets.
Logged by Razzor, Thief Of Dol Guldur