Woden gets his shit wrecked by a humble, peaceful little thief and 7 of his best friends.
Tanis smirks in amusement. yawn You yawn like a lazy bum. HP:230 EP:49> l This is the bridge over the Anduin River that crosses over into Lothlorien. The Golden Wood lies to your west while the wilderness stretches out into the east. The Great River Anduin is north and southwest. The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly. The sky is brilliantly clear. There is water to the southwest and north. The only obvious exits are west and east. Korzan the dunedain Wolverine (Adamantium) Tanis the silvan Crime Lord (Demonic) Deadlok the dwarf NightCrawler (Teleporting) Mig the dwarf Warlord (Moral) Kriss the silvan Conjuror of Death (Lethal) Klouse the dwarf Flatliner Raqtor the dwarf Magneto (Static) A signpost HP:230 EP:50> Klouse chats with his party. Silvia enters. Quixef enters. Korzan looks at Silvia. Kriss chats with his party. Korzan looks at Quixef. Klouse chats with his party. Korzan says: fdl Quixef starts casting a spell. Korzan says: thats gear? Raqtor gives Kriss a silver flask. Darkness suddenly starts growing around Quixef! Sheytan enters riding Sheytan's horse. Silvia leaves east. Deadlok looks at Quixef. [ Durmanhoth ] Korzan: quixef is vc Raqtor chats with his party. $ move in to loth orc camp [ Durmanhoth ] Manni: move in to loth orc camp HP:230 EP:43> Quixef grins elvishly. [ Durmanhoth ] Korzan: so woden is gonna know something is up Quixef leaves west. Raqtor leaves west. Deadlok leaves west. Mig leaves west. Kriss leaves west. Klouse leaves west. Tanis leaves west. Korzan leaves west. You follow your leader west. Lothlorien(w, n and e) Korzan the dunedain Wolverine (Adamantium) Tanis the silvan Crime Lord (Demonic) Klouse the dwarf Flatliner Kriss the silvan Conjuror of Death (Lethal) Mig the dwarf Warlord (Moral) Deadlok the dwarf NightCrawler (Teleporting) Raqtor the dwarf Magneto (Static) Tanis leaves west. You follow your leader west. Lothlorien(s, w, n and e) Tanis the silvan Crime Lord (Demonic) Korzan enters. Tanis leaves west. Korzan leaves west. You follow your leader west. Forest clearing(s, w, n and e) Korzan the dunedain Wolverine (Adamantium) Tanis the silvan Crime Lord (Demonic) Tanis leaves west. You follow your leader west. Lothlorien(s, w, n and e) Tanis the silvan Crime Lord (Demonic) Korzan enters. Tanis leaves west. Korzan leaves west. You follow your leader west. Cerin Amroth(s, w, n and e) Korzan the dunedain Wolverine (Adamantium) Tanis the silvan Crime Lord (Demonic) Tanis leaves west. You follow your leader west. Near a guard flet(s, w, n and e) Tanis the silvan Crime Lord (Demonic) A large owl is perched in a nearby tree. Korzan enters. Tanis leaves north. Korzan leaves north. You follow your leader north. Lothlorien(s, w, n and e) Korzan the dunedain Wolverine (Adamantium) Tanis the silvan Crime Lord (Demonic) An ugly Orc scout An ugly Orc scout Tanis leaves north. You follow your leader north. The war camp(s, w, n and e) Tanis the silvan Crime Lord (Demonic) Korzan enters. Raqtor enters. Klouse enters. Kriss enters. Mig enters. Deadlok enters. Tanis leaves north. Korzan leaves north. You follow your leader north. Just inside a huge orc camp(s, w, n and e) Korzan the dunedain Wolverine (Adamantium) Tanis the silvan Crime Lord (Demonic) An orc archer stands on the battlements looking down at you {above you} An orc archer stands on the battlements looking down at you {above you} A tall orcish guard Tanis leaves south. You follow your leader south. The war camp(s, w, n and e) Tanis the silvan Crime Lord (Demonic) Deadlok the dwarf NightCrawler (Teleporting) Mig the dwarf Warlord (Moral) Kriss the silvan Conjuror of Death (Lethal) Klouse the dwarf Flatliner Raqtor the dwarf Magneto (Static) Korzan enters. Raqtor leaves north. Deadlok leaves north. Mig leaves north. Kriss leaves north. Klouse leaves north. l Tanis leaves north. Korzan leaves north. You follow your leader north. Just inside a huge orc camp(s, w, n and e) Korzan the dunedain Wolverine (Adamantium) Tanis the silvan Crime Lord (Demonic) Klouse the dwarf Flatliner Kriss the silvan Conjuror of Death (Lethal) Mig the dwarf Warlord (Moral) Deadlok the dwarf NightCrawler (Teleporting) Raqtor the dwarf Magneto (Static) An orc archer stands on the battlements looking down at you {above you} An orc archer stands on the battlements looking down at you {above you} A tall orcish guard As you slowly walk into this huge camp, you see a true rape of Arda. Trees are cut down just because they are there. Grass is trampled into nothing, piles of trees are burning all around, and a vile stench of evil pervades. All around you, orcs bustle, for this is one of the biggest projects Sauron has ever undertaken. The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are south, west, north and east. Korzan the dunedain Wolverine (Adamantium) Tanis the silvan Crime Lord (Demonic) Klouse the dwarf Flatliner Kriss the silvan Conjuror of Death (Lethal) Mig the dwarf Warlord (Moral) Deadlok the dwarf NightCrawler (Teleporting) Raqtor the dwarf Magneto (Static) An orc archer stands on the battlements looking down at you {above you} An orc archer stands on the battlements looking down at you {above you} A tall orcish guard HP:230 EP:41> l w You see several tree stumps and the glimmer of a fire to the west. HP:230 EP:41> w A stump-ridden clearing(e) A short rough orcish lumberjack. A short rough orcish lumberjack. A short rough orcish lumberjack. HP:230 EP:41> e Just inside a huge orc camp(s, w, n and e) Korzan the dunedain Wolverine (Adamantium) Tanis the silvan Crime Lord (Demonic) Klouse the dwarf Flatliner Kriss the silvan Conjuror of Death (Lethal) Mig the dwarf Warlord (Moral) Deadlok the dwarf NightCrawler (Teleporting) Raqtor the dwarf Magneto (Static) An orc archer stands on the battlements looking down at you {above you} An orc archer stands on the battlements looking down at you {above you} A tall orcish guard HP:230 EP:40> l n You see a large clearing full of orcs to the north. HP:230 EP:40> n An open area(s, w, n and e) An orc archer stands here holding a bow An orc archer stands here holding a bow A quiver A black arrow A quiver A quiver A quiver An orc slouches here, guarding a catapult A large catapult HP:230 EP:40> w Where the orcs live(w and e) A snaga orc is here An orc archer stands here holding a bow A quiver A quiver HP:230 EP:40> l nw You don't see that here. HP:230 EP:40> w An open area(s, w, n, nw and e) HP:230 EP:40> l nw This seems to be the place that all the lowly soldiers who didn't earn themselves a spot in the barracks have to sleep. What little grass was growing here has been downtrodden by foot traffic and yellowed beneath tents. You don't think there's much in the way of privacy at this campground, but a flimsy tent is better than nothing for shelter. The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are tents and southeast. The supply sergeant HP:230 EP:39> e Where the orcs live(w and e) A snaga orc is here An orc archer stands here holding a bow A quiver A quiver HP:230 EP:40> e An open area(s, w, n and e) An orc archer stands here holding a bow An orc archer stands here holding a bow A quiver A black arrow A quiver A quiver A quiver An orc slouches here, guarding a catapult A large catapult HP:230 EP:40> e A small muddy trail(w and e) An orc archer stands here holding a bow A quiver HP:230 EP:40> e A crossroads(s, w, n and e) Corpse of Healer HP:230 EP:39> w A small muddy trail(w and e) An orc archer stands here how lding a bow A quiver HP:230 EP:39> An open area(s, w, n and e) Deadlok the dwarf NightCrawler (Teleporting) Mig the dwarf Warlord (Moral) Kriss the silvan Conjuror of Death (Lethal) Klouse the dwarf Flatliner Raqtor the dwarf Magneto (Static) An orc archer stands here holding a bow An orc archer stands here holding a bow A quiver A black arrow A quiver A quiver A quiver An orc slouches here, guarding a catapult A large catapult HP:230 EP:39> Tanis enters. Korzan enters. Kriss says: Anyone got a vigour? legend woden Woden the dunedain Black Knight of the Forest On for: 27m 16s Gender: male Age: 63d 22h 15m 30s Can be mailed: Woden@DolAmroth Woden has recorded a life story. Woden is a member of the Valacirca. Info: The Ulfhednar Berserker of Valacirca HP:230 EP:39> You don't see that here. HP:230 EP:39> Korzan shakes his head. Deadlok shakes his head. Raqtor says: gave you flask Deadlok says: i accidently drank it ;) Kriss drinks from a silver flask. Korzan says: what the FUCK are we waiting on Kriss closes a silver flask. Klouse says: tanis you hunt raqtor and trigger woden to hunt Deadlok gets a silver flask from a bloodstained cloak. Deadlok opens a silver flask. Korzan says: Khamuls tent Tanis nods. Mig agrees with Korzan wholeheartedly. Korzan says: err Klouse says: go The orc grunts in Orcish: Keep erqahsh! Oren enters. Oren leaves west. Kriss gives Raqtor a silver flask. Korzan says: wait Korzan says: khamuls camp Korzan says: small sleeping clearing The orc grunts in Orcish: Keep erqahsh! Klouse says: go The orc grunts in Orcish: Keep erqahsh! Raqtor leaves east. Tanis leaves east. Korzan leaves east. You follow your leader east. A small muddy trail(w and e) Korzan the dunedain Wolverine (Adamantium) Tanis the silvan Crime Lord (Demonic) Raqtor the dwarf Magneto (Static) An orc archer stands here holding a bow A quiver Deadlok enters. Mig enters. Kriss enters. Klouse enters. Raqtor leaves east. Klouse leaves east. Kriss leaves east. Mig leaves east. Deadlok leaves east. Tanis leaves east. You follow your leader east. A crossroads(s, w, n and e) Tanis the silvan Crime Lord (Demonic) Deadlok the dwarf NightCrawler (Teleporting) Mig the dwarf Warlord (Moral) Kriss the silvan Conjuror of Death (Lethal) Klouse the dwarf Flatliner Raqtor the dwarf Magneto (Static) Woden the dunedain Black Knight of the Forest Triggered! doing: kill woden Korzan enters. Klouse gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Woden! Mig hurts his neck attacking Woden! Deadlok gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Woden! Kriss's staff fires a red beam at someone and hits someone dead on. Someone screams in agony! Suddenly a blue mist forms around someone who also gets absorbed by the powers of Kriss's staff! You attack Woden. HP:230 EP:35> Korzan gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Woden! Klouse chops Woden. Deadlok misses Woden. Mig zaps Woden with a staggering shockwave. You slice Woden. Korzan misses Woden. Woden misses someone. Raqtor chats with his party. Mig gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Woden! Triggered! doing: kill woden You attack Woden. HP:230 EP:34> Suddenly, Tanis stabs Woden from behind! Suddenly, Raqtor stabs Woden from behind! You attack Woden. HP:230 EP:34> Klouse cuts Woden's arm, leaving several bruises. Raqtor misses Woden. Deadlok misses Woden. Mig misses Woden. Tanis misses Woden. You puncture Woden with incredible driving force. Korzan misses Woden. You killed Woden. Woden has died. Raqtor gets some gold coins from Corpse of Woden. HP:230 EP:34> Raqtor gets a Dol Amroth pack from Corpse of Woden into a Dol Amroth pack. Korzan winces just from the thought of it. Mig says: nice Klouse gets a Dwarven Warhammer from Corpse of Woden into an Orc courier pack. HP:230 EP:33> Tanis falls down laughing. Someone whispers something to Woden. HP:230 EP:33> Tanis gets a pair of mail pants from Corpse of Woden into a large harvester's pack. HP:230 EP:33> Klouse says: OUCH! Korzan takes spiked gauntlets from Corpse of Woden. Newbie tries to headbutt a ghost and flops onto the ground. HP:230 EP:33> Klouse says: OUCH! Klouse says: OUCH! Klouse says: OUCH! Klouse says: OUCH! Klouse says: OUCH! Korzan slides the gauntlets over his hands and looks around fiercely. Korzan wears spiked gauntlets. Klouse says: OUCH! Mig takes a phial of Roderick's Dream Potion from Corpse of Woden. HP:230 EP:33> Klouse says: OUCH! Klouse says: OUCH! Raqtor says: wow Korzan removes a Dwarven Warhammer. Korzan puts a Dwarven Warhammer into a dwarven mining pack. Deadlok gets a great Dunlending shield from Corpse of Woden into a Dol Amroth pack. HP:230 EP:33> Klouse says: God damn! Tanis gets a pair of mail pants from a large harvester's pack. Korzan grins. Korzan takes a dwarven hauberk from Corpse of Woden. HP:230 EP:32> Mig says: nice work fellas Raqtor says: Way to fast ;) Tanis smirks in amusement. trigger off Trigger deactivated. HP:230 EP:31> Raqtor grins. Tanis spits corpse. Klouse says: OUCH! ************************************** HP:230 EP:68> plead You have the following 1 subpoenas: You have been accused of murdering Woden. How do you plead? [(g)uilty or (n)ot guilty] : n The judge believes you, you get off.