This is just a funny near-death experience that is years old, but on my pc. Since no-one is posting shit, I thought i'd post a shit log.
[HP:150||EP:220]|| The Isenmouthe(n, s, w, se and sw)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:150||EP:220]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:150||EP:220]||
cb
Do: starting commands.
||[HP:150||EP:220]|| You are too busy to cast a spell now.
||[HP:150||EP:220]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:150||EP:220]||
cb
Do: starting commands.
||[HP:150||EP:220]|| You are too busy to cast a spell now.
||[HP:150||EP:220]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:150||EP:220]|| You are too busy to make an attack!
Milentije misses you.
cb
Do: starting commands.
||[HP:150||EP:219]|| You are too busy to cast a spell now.
||[HP:150||EP:219]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:150||EP:219]||
cb
Do: starting commands.
||[HP:150||EP:219]|| You are too busy to cast a spell now.
||[HP:150||EP:219]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:150||EP:219]|| You are too busy to make an attack!
Milentije lifts you in the air with the sharp tip of the pike!
cb
Do: starting commands.
||[HP:129||EP:219]|| You are too busy to cast a spell now.
||[HP:129||EP:219]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:129||EP:219]||
cb
Do: starting commands.
||[HP:129||EP:219]|| You are too busy to cast a spell now.
||[HP:129||EP:219]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:129||EP:219]||
cb
You are too busy to make an attack!
Milentije misses you.
Do: starting commands.
||[HP:129||EP:219]|| You are too busy to cast a spell now.
||[HP:129||EP:219]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:129||EP:219]||
cb
Do: starting commands.
||[HP:129||EP:219]|| You are too busy to cast a spell now.
||[HP:129||EP:219]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:129||EP:219]||
cb
Do: starting commands.
||[HP:129||EP:219]|| You are too busy to cast a spell now.
||[HP:129||EP:219]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:129||EP:219]|| You are too busy to make an attack!
Milentije misses you.
cb
Do: starting commands.
||[HP:129||EP:218]|| You start casting fireball.
||[HP:129||EP:218]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:129||EP:218]|| You are still casting your spell.
Milentije misses you.
||[HP:129||EP:215]|| You are still casting your spell.
Milentije drives the sharp tip of the pike into you with a well-aimed blow.
You are still casting your spell.
Milentije misses you.
Oh no, Milentije avoids your fireball!
The fireball fizzles out harmlessly.
Milentije misses you.
cb
Do: starting commands.
||[HP:121||EP:189]|| You start casting fireball.
||[HP:121||EP:189]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:121||EP:189]|| You are still casting your spell.
Milentije misses you.
You are still casting your spell.
Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision.
Milentije misses you.
You are still casting your spell.
Milentije drives the sharp tip of the pike into you with a well-aimed blow.
||[HP:110||EP:179]|| A blast of fire shoots from your hand and strikes
Milentije!!!
Milentije misses you.
cb
Do: starting commands.
||[HP:110||EP:165]|| You start casting fireball.
||[HP:110||EP:165]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:110||EP:165]|| You are still casting your spell.
Milentije slashes you with the sharp tip of the pike, leaving a large cut.
You are still casting your spell.
Milentije misses you.
You are still casting your spell.
Milentije misses you.
A blast of fire shoots from your hand and strikes Milentije!!!
Milentije slashes you with the sharp tip of the pike, leaving a large cut.
headbutt
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Milentije.
||[HP:95||EP:112]||
cb
Do: starting commands.
||[HP:95||EP:112]|| You start casting fireball.
||[HP:95||EP:112]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:95||EP:112]||You are still casting your spell.
Milentije misses you.
You are still casting your spell.
Milentije misses you.
You are still casting your spell.
Milentije misses you.
A blast of fire shoots from your hand and strikes Milentije!!!
Milentije drives the sharp tip of the pike into you with a well-aimed blow.
||[HP:85||EP:87]|| You miss Milentije by a mile!
Milentije misses you.
Mwell <---------------------- Lolz, fucking misalias. Thought I was at well already, for some reason.
Do: starting commands.
||[HP:85||EP:87]|| What?
||[HP:85||EP:87]|| You can't go that way!
||[HP:85||EP:87]|| An entrance hall(w and e)
A large orc guard [2]
A guard's sword [3]
A torch (burned out)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:85||EP:87]|| You can't go that way!
||[HP:85||EP:87]|| You don't see that here.
||[HP:85||EP:87]|| The Isenmouthe(n, s, w, se and sw)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:85||EP:87]|| You can't go that way!
||[HP:85||EP:87]|| You search but fail to find anything of interest.
||[HP:85||EP:84]|| You can't go that way!
||[HP:85||EP:84]|| The Gorgoroth(n, s, w and e)
A huge Orc captain scowls at you
Milentije enters.
||[HP:85||EP:84]|| The Gorgoroth(n, s, w and e)
An Orc sergeant in search of malingering Orc soldiers
Milentije enters.
||[HP:85||EP:84]|| You are too busy to make an attack!
Milentije slashes you with the sharp tip of the pike, leaving a large cut.
Orc Camp(n, ne, s, nw, se, w and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:78||EP:83]|| The Gorgoroth(n, s, w and e)
A huge Orc captain scowls at you
Milentije enters.
||[HP:78||EP:83]|| The Gorgoroth(n, s, w and e)
An Orc sergeant in search of malingering Orc soldiers
Milentije enters.
||[HP:78||EP:83]|| The Gorgoroth(n, s and e)
A hulking Orc warrior snarls at you
Milentije enters.
||[HP:78||EP:83]|| The Gorgoroth(n and e)
A huge Orc captain scowls at you
Milentije enters.
||[HP:78||EP:83]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:78||EP:83]|| You miss Milentije by a mile!
Milentije punctures you with the sharp tip of the pike!
l
The rough broken ground stretches out in a tangled mass of
rock and rubble. Many fissures have opened in the ground
due to the volcanic activity in this area - some spew forth
fumes and vapors.
The orc path continues northeast.
A high ridge is west and south.
A Mountain of Blazing Fire glows northeast.
The sky is clear yet still dark as night.
The only obvious exits are north and east.
Colonel Milentije
A huge Orc captain scowls at you
||[HP:62||EP:83]|| You SMASH the silver studs into Milentije!
Milentije lifts you in the air with the sharp tip of the pike!
n
||[HP:40||EP:84]|| The Gorgoroth(n, s and e)
A hulking Orc warrior snarls at you
Milentije enters.
||[HP:40||EP:84]|| You are too busy to make an attack!
Milentije drives the sharp tip of the pike into you with a well-aimed blow.
w
You can't go that way!
||[HP:31||EP:83]|| You are too busy to make an attack!
Milentije punctures you with the sharp tip of the pike!
flasky
Do: starting commands.
||[HP:15||EP:83]|| Your hands are full!
Failed.
||[HP:15||EP:83]|| There is no flask here to open.
||[HP:15||EP:83]|| There is no flask here.
||[HP:15||EP:83]|| There is no flask to close here.
||[HP:15||EP:83]|| Put what into what?
||[HP:15||EP:83]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:15||EP:83]|| You are too busy to make an attack!
Milentije lifts you in the air with the sharp tip of the pike!
ss
Do: starting commands.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| One of your lifeless hands loses its grip on your weapon.
You remove Celeir Miluiant.
Celeir Miluiant HAS BEEN REMOVED!
You store Celeir Miluiant in a staff sling made of young warg hide.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]||
flasky
Do: starting commands.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]||
flasky
Ok.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| You open a metal flask.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| The thick sludge burns its way down your throat and sets
your chest on fire.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| You close a metal flask.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| Ok.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]||
flasky
Do: starting commands.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| Ok.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| You open a metal flask.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| The thick sludge burns its way down your throat and sets
your chest on fire.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| You close a metal flask.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| Ok.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]||
flasky
Do: starting commands.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| Ok.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| You open a metal flask.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| The thick sludge burns its way down your throat and sets
your chest on fire.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| You close a metal flask.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| Ok.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| Do: starting commands.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| Ok.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| You open a metal flask.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| The thick sludge burns its way down your throat and sets
your chest on fire.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| You close a metal flask.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| Ok.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:-7||EP:83]|| You fall to the ground.
You are bleeding to death.
||[HP:-8||EP:82]|| Milentije puts you out of your misery.
You gag as you drink but immediately feel a bit better.
You gag as you drink but immediately feel a bit better.
You gag as you drink but immediately feel a bit better.
You gag as you drink but immediately feel a bit better.
||[HP:65||EP:158]|| You regain consciousness.
l
The rough broken ground stretches out in a tangled mass of
rock and rubble. Many fissures have opened in the ground
due to the volcanic activity in this area - some spew forth
fumes and vapors.
The orc path continues northeast and east.
A Mountain of Blazing Fire glows east.
A high ridge is west.
The sky is clear yet still dark as night.
The only obvious exits are north, south and east.
Colonel Milentije
A hulking Orc warrior snarls at you
||[HP:65||EP:158]||
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Orc path(n, s, se, w and e)
||[HP:65||EP:158]||
e
The Gorgoroth(n, s, w and e)
||[HP:65||EP:158]||
e
The Gorgoroth(n, s, w and e)
||[HP:65||EP:158]||
e
The Gorgoroth(n, s, w and e)
||[HP:65||EP:158]||
e
The Gorgoroth(n, s, w and e)
||[HP:65||EP:158]||
e
The Gorgoroth(n, s and w)
||[HP:65||EP:157]||
e
You can't go that way!
||[HP:65||EP:157]||
e
You can't go that way!
||[HP:65||EP:157]||
e
You can't go that way!
||[HP:65||EP:157]||
e
You can't go that way!
||[HP:65||EP:157]||
s
Sauron's Road(n, s, w, sw and e)
||[HP:66||EP:158]||
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Sauron's Road(ne, s, w and e)
||[HP:66||EP:158]||
e
The Gorgoroth(n, s, w and e)
A hulking Orc warrior snarls at you
||[HP:66||EP:158]||
n
Sauron's Road(n, s, nw, w, sw and e)
||[HP:66||EP:158]||
e
Sauron's Road(n, s, w and e)
||[HP:66||EP:158]||
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Sauron's Road(n, s, w and e)
||[HP:66||EP:158]||
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Sauron's Road(n, s, w and e)
||[HP:66||EP:158]||
e
Sauron's Road(n, ne, s, w and e)
||[HP:66||EP:158]||
e
A four-way junction(n, s, w and e)
||[HP:66||EP:158]||
e
Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e)
||[HP:66||EP:158]||
e
A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e)
Guard's armour [2]
A steel broadsword
||[HP:66||EP:158]||
do 5w,s,10w,7n
Do: starting commands.
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e)
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| A four-way junction(n, s, w and e)
Colonel Milentije
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| Sauron's Road(n, ne, s, w and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| Sauron's Road(n, s, w and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| Sauron's Road(n, s, w and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| The Gorgoroth(n, s, w and e)
An Orc slaver considers adding you to his inventory
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| The Gorgoroth(n, s, w and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| The Gorgoroth(n, s, w and e)
A hulking Orc warrior snarls at you
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| Sauron's Road(ne, s, w and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| You miss Milentije.
Milentije misses you.
do 6n,3w,3n,e,tunnel,nw,w,3nw,2n,4nw,staircase,3n,gate,stairs, u, w, n
Sauron's Road(n, s, w, sw and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| The Gorgoroth(n, s, w and e)
A miserable, sniveling Orc slave
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| The Gorgoroth(n, s, w and e)
A sniffer wrinkles his nose at you
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| The Gorgoroth(n, s, w and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| Orc Camp(n, s, nw, w and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| The Gorgoroth(n, s, w and e)
A sniffer wrinkles his nose at you
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| The Gorgoroth(n and e)
A huge Orc captain scowls at you
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| The Gorgoroth(n, s and e)
A hulking Orc warrior snarls at you
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| The Gorgoroth(n, s, w and e)
An Orc sergeant in search of malingering Orc soldiers
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| The Gorgoroth(n, s, w and e)
A huge Orc captain scowls at you
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| Orc Camp(n, ne, s, nw, se, w and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| The Gorgoroth(n, s, w and e)
An Orc sergeant in search of malingering Orc soldiers
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:157]|| The Gorgoroth(n, s, w and e)
A huge Orc captain scowls at you
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:157]||
mwell
You hit Milentije.
Milentije misses you.
The Isenmouthe(n, s, w, se and sw)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:156]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:66||EP:156]|| Do: starting commands.
||[HP:66||EP:156]|| The road through Udûn(n, s, w and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:156]|| The road through Udûn(n, s, nw, w and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:156]|| Udûn(n, s, w and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:156]|| Udûn(n, s, w and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:156]|| Udûn(n, s, w and e)
A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:156]|| Udûn(s, w and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:156]|| Udûn(n, s, w and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:156]|| The road through Udûn(n, s, nw, w and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:156]|| Udûn(n, s, w and e)
A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:156]|| The road through Udûn(n, s, se and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:156]|| The Morannon(n and s)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:156]|| Inside Mordor(s and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:66||EP:156]|| You are too busy to make an attack!
Milentije lifts you in the air with the sharp tip of the pike!
The foot of the Ered Lithui(w and tunnel)
Camwulf's magnificent steed
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| The entrance of the Maggot-holes(n, ne, nw and tunnel)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| A twisting tunnel(ne, nw, w, se and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| A dark, stinky tunnel(n, nw and e)
A chumpy Half-Orc is patrolling the tunnels
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, nw, se and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| A dark, stinky tunnel(ne, nw, w, se and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| A twisting tunnel(n, s, se and sw)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| A twisting tunnel(n and s)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| A twisting tunnel(n, s, ne and nw)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| A dark, stinky tunnel(n, nw, w, se, e and sw)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| A twisting tunnel(s, ne, nw, w, se and e)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| A twisting tunnel(s, nw, se and sw)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| A mysterious stairway(staircase and se)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| You are too busy to make an attack!
Milentije misses you.
Pass to the Carchost(n and tunnel)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| Pass to the Carchost(n and s)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| Pass to the Carchost(n and s)
A patrolling guard is here
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| The Carchost gate(s and gate)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| In the hall of the Carchost(passage, hall, out and stairs)
Sokralg an orc sentinel is here
A human slave
A putrid piece of meat
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| A stairway(u and w)
An easterling archer is near a window
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| A stairway(d, u and w)
A human slave
An easterling archer is near a window
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| A corridor in the Carchost(n, s and stairs)
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| Carchost's storage room(s)
An empty bottle
Milentije enters.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| Do: Commands completed.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| Do: starting commands.
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| What?
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| You can't go that way!
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| You can't go that way!
||[HP:48||EP:156]|| You can't go that way!
||[HP:48||EP:156]||
As you come closer to the hole you accidentally slip and fall inside it!!!!!
OUCH!!! You hit the ground and now are very sure the well was dry!
An underground tunnel(u and e)
||[HP:18||EP:156]|| An underground tunnel(w and e)
A strange looking woman is hiding in the shadows
||[HP:18||EP:156]|| Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced
vision.
An underground tunnel(w)
||[HP:19||EP:156]|| You search the wall and discover a secret passage!
Quickly you slip through it!
A secret exit(e)