Event Shutdown

Posted by
Arry [legacy]
Uploaded
19 March 2013 00:00:00
Type
Misc

The custom event shutdown.


Eru shouts: Behold! The world will end in 15 minutes!

Mandos chants: The world will end in 15 minutes...

Mandos chants: The world will end in 14 minutes...

The ferris wheel slows to a halt, desperately in need of axle grease.
The carnies all seem too drunk to notice.  Grimscar weeps helpless in
the motionless top car.

Mandos chants: The world will end in 13 minutes...

The lasertag bots, angry about the reboot, begin blasting each other!
The power generators fail; multitudes are trampled in the panic. 
The arena pit bosses close their books, taking a hefty 150% profit.

Mandos chants: The world will end in 12 minutes...

Elizabeth Cameron runs out of riddles and begins asking philosophical
questions about the nature of Arda.  Mikah screams.

Mandos chants: The world will end in 11 minutes...

Everybody finds that their equipment has stuck to them like glue!
Most continue holding onto their scalps, peering around suspiciously.

Mandos chants: The world will end in 10 minutes...

Eaoden solves the Palantir Rubiks Sphere, which unexpectedly summons
an adorable Mini-Demon.  Hopeful writers of screenplays and newbie
Maiar take notes.

Mandos chants: The world will end in 9 minutes...

The last of the froggies go to meet Eru the One Frog.
Morwen gracefully kisses a large toad.
Daraagus grumbles "Unthematic!" at an ornery frog as he crushes it!

Mandos chants: The world will end in 8 minutes...

The Game of Life is bleeding to death.  The Game of Life has died.
Arry gleefully loots the corpse.

Mandos chants: The world will end in 7 minutes...

Monsters have run loose in the ensuing chaos, eating any and
all hobbits in sight!  Good riddance.  The Save-A-Hobbit campaign
files a class-action lawsuit, which Carforgoth politely incinerates.

Mandos chants: The world will end in 6 minutes...

Finally sated, drunkards do as drunkards will and pass out.
The rave transforms into a snoring mob as the DJ begins spinning
Dunlandstep.

Mandos chants: The world will end in 5 minutes...

The golden statue of Thorondor tips over onto Arwen.  Never one to
pass up an opportunity, Glaurung devours both whole.

Mandos chants: The world will end in 4 minutes...

Irkorz deals blackjack amidst the chaos, making a tidy profit.
Dark storm clouds form overhead, sending a veritable WAVE of water
into nearby tents.  Amorous couples scream in surprised horror.

Mandos chants: The world will end in 3 minutes...

Colven attempts to tune a guitar-sword.  He finds that he wield the
sword, but not hold a tune.  Better luck next time.

Mandos chants: The world will end in 2 minutes...

The sound of a heavenly choir suddenly echoes from above!
Luthien wants to sing along but instead lets out a croak and blushes.
Many Ardans look downward.  Some are smarter and look skyward.

Mandos chants: The world will end in 1 minute...

A bright warm light shines from above as Eru tips a cup and slurs: 
"Behold the Event, and what you have wrought,
 For with every Party, there is a Hangover,
               and with every Hangover a Party!"

MudOS driver shouts: shutting down immediately.