The custom event shutdown.
Eru shouts: Behold! The world will end in 15 minutes!
Mandos chants: The world will end in 15 minutes...
Mandos chants: The world will end in 14 minutes...
The ferris wheel slows to a halt, desperately in need of axle grease.
The carnies all seem too drunk to notice. Grimscar weeps helpless in
the motionless top car.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 13 minutes...
The lasertag bots, angry about the reboot, begin blasting each other!
The power generators fail; multitudes are trampled in the panic.
The arena pit bosses close their books, taking a hefty 150% profit.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 12 minutes...
Elizabeth Cameron runs out of riddles and begins asking philosophical
questions about the nature of Arda. Mikah screams.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 11 minutes...
Everybody finds that their equipment has stuck to them like glue!
Most continue holding onto their scalps, peering around suspiciously.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 10 minutes...
Eaoden solves the Palantir Rubiks Sphere, which unexpectedly summons
an adorable Mini-Demon. Hopeful writers of screenplays and newbie
Maiar take notes.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 9 minutes...
The last of the froggies go to meet Eru the One Frog.
Morwen gracefully kisses a large toad.
Daraagus grumbles "Unthematic!" at an ornery frog as he crushes it!
Mandos chants: The world will end in 8 minutes...
The Game of Life is bleeding to death. The Game of Life has died.
Arry gleefully loots the corpse.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 7 minutes...
Monsters have run loose in the ensuing chaos, eating any and
all hobbits in sight! Good riddance. The Save-A-Hobbit campaign
files a class-action lawsuit, which Carforgoth politely incinerates.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 6 minutes...
Finally sated, drunkards do as drunkards will and pass out.
The rave transforms into a snoring mob as the DJ begins spinning
Dunlandstep.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 5 minutes...
The golden statue of Thorondor tips over onto Arwen. Never one to
pass up an opportunity, Glaurung devours both whole.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 4 minutes...
Irkorz deals blackjack amidst the chaos, making a tidy profit.
Dark storm clouds form overhead, sending a veritable WAVE of water
into nearby tents. Amorous couples scream in surprised horror.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 3 minutes...
Colven attempts to tune a guitar-sword. He finds that he wield the
sword, but not hold a tune. Better luck next time.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 2 minutes...
The sound of a heavenly choir suddenly echoes from above!
Luthien wants to sing along but instead lets out a croak and blushes.
Many Ardans look downward. Some are smarter and look skyward.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 1 minute...
A bright warm light shines from above as Eru tips a cup and slurs:
"Behold the Event, and what you have wrought,
For with every Party, there is a Hangover,
and with every Hangover a Party!"
MudOS driver shouts: shutting down immediately.