Here is a very new one, from back when Tireless was around 10 minutes ago. Might actually be worse THAN nothing even though we haven't had a log in a long time. Fuck you all.
HP:50 EP:50> turn bottle
The wine rack is actually a secret, revolving door! You are revolved
into the next room.
Inside a cave (n, s and e)
A small bat [2]
HP:50 EP:50> backstab bat
You attack Bat.
You try to sneak up behind Bat, but he suddenly spins around and you find yourself thrown to the ground.
HP:50 EP:30> You are too busy to make an attack!
Bat misses you.
You graze Bat.
Bat misses you.
You miss Bat.
Bat scratches you.
You graze Bat.
Bat misses you.
You graze Bat.
Bat misses you.
You miss Bat.
Bat misses you.
You graze Bat.
Bat misses you.
You graze Bat.
Bat misses you.
You hit Bat.
Bat misses you.
You graze Bat.
Bat misses you.
You graze Bat.
Bat misses you.
You miss Bat.
Bat misses you.
You graze Bat.
Bat misses you.
You miss Bat.
Bat misses you.
You graze Bat.
Bat falls to the ground.
Bat is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
kill
You decide to put Bat out of his misery.
HP:50 EP:32> You killed Bat.
Bat has died.
l coin in corpse
HP:50 EP:32> A pile of 3 gold coins.