How it's done! (2 vs 3 and 1 vs 3)
sta3
Hitler*
You lost to an unmaxed lvl 18 :( stop hatin!:(
Subpar Killer. Below average Quester. Better than new players but not as good as you guys Leveler. Better than Vakheresh Player.
My brother is a semen!
I'm sober and my brother is a chef!
drunk as fuck! my brother is now a medic!
SAFOOMA!
Mister grammar-hitler is blaming his phone!
remember -> remind you. Typing on phone is rough.
hirgail did a funny
every 1 comes from an alt of mine!
I couldn't remember most of the passwords:(
Rate it a 6 with your alt dickface? LOL look how many alts I have!
Due to certain people bitching like crazy, I have not had the authority to punish people for rating logs with alts for years now as per the rules change in... 2008 or 2009, I think. However, as per mp rules, I must remember to keep alt info to yourself.
lawl
But it'z Jeeves dying, his alt has the right to celebrate too!
OMG TIRELESS U NEEDS TO BAN DUNCAN HE RATED THE LOG A 6 WITH HIS ALT OMG lol
About being a donkey riding a horse: It feels quite awful I can't reproduce. Too many encounters with Black Sword :(
As long as he laughed :(
well this thread is full of what the fuck.
Yes, but he was laughing AT you, not WITH you.
Proximity laughed!
That was a joke?
Should I say the donkey joke again?
Damn, your credibility was in serious jeopardy for a while there. I almost did not believe your story Alkath. Good thing it's all corrected now.
Aye. That was a serious fault of mine, Tireless. Since the American Civil War occured over 1458 days, it was a ridicilious statement to claim that 1864 (which at best would be on January 1 which would be the 994th day rather than the 729th day (which was 50% through). Saying 'right after the third quarter of the American Civil War has started (basically just a matter of days)' would've been much more accurate.
Let me rephrase then:
*smirk* I also play T2T through a toaster (from 1974), but I am a blind, deaf and fully paralyzed donkey IRL and I still beat Hiral any day of the week in not only PvP off and PvP on, but also PvP merciful.
And I don't only live in the past, I live in 1864 (right after the third quarter of the American Civil War has started (basically just a matter of days)) and they are using me to pull wagons full of food to the war front. Heavy shit you say? Well, I still do 1000 push-ups each day.
That said, I got a mapper on my toaster. But at least I'm honest ABOUT (had a silly mistake right there... wrote 'with' before... *FACEPALM*) it.
And it seems almost oppressively pretentious to imagine you know all of your faults. That's like saying you know all of the ways an integer can be subdivided into fractions.
YAAA! PLAYGUUUUU!! PLAYGU GA!! PLAGUUUUUE!!!
1864 is not the middle of the civil war, btw.
I'm such a failure :(
Point withdrawn.
I already know my many many many faults so I don't need you, especially you, to tell me I suck. Or generally suck as you like to say it although I think it is ap'proximity'ly the same thing. Bro. Elf.
Hahahaha, point Vakheresh. But you still generally suck.
Probably the same feeling Hiral gets when he talks to a girl ingame.
If you're a donkey IRL, how does it feel when you ride a horse ingame?
do 40fdl
*smirk* I also play T2T through a toaster (from 1974), but I am a blind, deaf and fully paralyzed donkey IRL and I still beat Hiral any day of the week in not only PvP off and PvP on, but also PvP merciful.
And I don't only live in the past, I live in 1864 (right in the middle of the civil war) and they are using me to pull wagons full of food to the war front. Heavy shit you say? Well, I still do 1000 push-ups each day.
That said, I got a mapper on my toaster. But at least I'm honest with it.
Ooooh, snap.
hey guys just thought i'd let you know that i use a toaster to play t2t and im still the best pvper
I just don't get the point of lying about it, it's not a big deal. It's dumb to not use the best possible client you can use to keep up with the top pker's in the game. I am just lazy and refuse to learn a new client and new aliases, therefor, I live in the past!!! Lying about it just makes you look weak.
FINE, this is the last time I try to help somebody out...JERKS. :(
Well you just generally suck, Vakheresh... so I guess you arent one to talk. ZING?
Well then, you suck at understanding subtle hints!
I'm not good at subtle hints. In plain text please? And the trembling seems to be related to a seizure, not my anticipation. :(
Bro, it's not my job to reveal what you suck in but I care about you so I try to hint at it. It is your job to discover your faults and fix them. Also, that constant trembling of yours doesn't sound healthy; you should see a doctor!
Still trembling. Vakheresh, this better be good!!!
Jerf, i don't use mappers either!!! :)
Pray tell what else i suck in, mighty king of easterlings?
*trembles in anticipation of some fellatio related joke*
It's not just pvp you suck in
Ooooh, me too. Totaly stripped client the last 5+ years.
No wonder i suck in pvp. :P
Jerf: Tremble in awe of my no-settings MUSHclient.
he wants to look oldschool when he's nothing but an oldfag
It's ok to have a mapper, most players do these days. Except for Jerf of course who is still stuck in the past with his 1999 version of Zmud. :)
Good log, too bad pvp is dead and this kind of stuff will never happen anymore. Also CHOP would have prolly killed you, or been close...they should have used it. And you def have a mapper...why edit it out? or attempt to edit it and fail?
If only Wooster had been around to get him out of trouble.
Thank you for the comments, I'm comforted! :) Happy new year to all too.
Thats a bad as editing out a mapper.
Why did I comment twice?? My god I was drunk.
Very nice. But trying to hide the fact you use a mapper is just pathetic. Either don't use a mapper or don't try to hide it because that is just pathetic.
I actually enjoyed reading this.
Not saying this wouldn't have been a good kill, it was still 3v1, but I highly doubt you would have risked a 3v1 stacked as you were without the assurance of a mapper to negate the quick backhunt, which given your extremely low hp at the end, the fail editing of the correct directions...would have ended up in you dying anyways. Winnetou style.
Very good read :)
Lets say this was posted 4 days ago and name it log of the year!!! :D
Good read. Amazing luck with the arrows there, damn.
trying to hide the fact you use a mapper makes you even more pathetic
In the second kill, he leads you 5n,5w,5n from edoras signpost and you do 5w,10s to get back to sign...show me your magic?? Also no do command started messages for either of the commands or do command completed. Edited for mapper I suppose? Just curious :) Nice kills btw.
Even if this log did not have multiple cameos by the uber sexy and stylish Mykkael, it would still get a six. Going up against three people to get one kill shows some balls.