Here's a little piece of mail I got awhile back. Got permission to post this, and I think it's way too funny to keep secret. Enjoy.
Item #9
To : Hiral
From : Gristwen@Carrock
Date : Tue Mar 22 20:47:07 2011
Subject: FWD: Please post this on board
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Holt@Carrock writes:
> Boot
> So I get on, go for grb, miss it, grab guild weapon, oh, btw, couldn't sell armoury due to no
access, anyways, get elegent spear, couldn't store because of no access, so I sold it, then Arogen
and I run mordor because we got password, Infammir, A close friend who was at my house, tricked
Arogen and I into not doing Mithril mail first so he could get it for himself, so we ran bd and got
sparklings, go to do mithril mail and everything is pre opened, so we go in, kill the troll and as soon
as we are about to get the mail Infammir enters and takes the mail. I try to ask for it back and he refuses.
> So I then desided to unplug my wireless until he would give what was rightfully ours back, so he
comes at me with a knife and threatens to stab me if I don't fix the fucking wirless,
right then I am like, what the fuck! It's a fucking game! And so I was forced to return on the wireless so he could
still have all of his gear.
> I recommend that we hitlist Infammir and his alts.
>
> ~Holt
>