Daywanker. God, the name fits.
SOMEONE FINALLY GETS IT!
Oh and right next to the bun? An overstuffed fuzzy.
Guys, guys, guys, the most important thing you are missing is that Arithon's basket has a sausage right next to a bun. That can't be the beginning of anything but a long-time relationship.
I know :( I was hoping Daywalker would keep his girlish figure. That's why all the healthy stuff like raisins and fruit and all. Oh well.
Chocolate, candy, fat food. Have you ever seen a good looking 'housewife'? 20 pounds to their ass, then they look like a housewife!
Hrafn, everyone told me. They said, 'Arithon, you can't take a whore and turn her into a housewife.' I didn't believe them. I mean, I thought the teddybear would do the trick, y'know? I got burned again :(
Awww, are the turtledoves having a fight? I can only imagine what makeup sex is needed to save this relationship!
I bet the orcs ate the chocolate out of the trash, too.
lacksmith shop(n)
A trash can
A hanging lantern (burning with a smoky glow)
A half-orc guards a pile of arms
A large, sweaty orc works at the anvil
HP:230 EP:208> put basket into can
You feel a lot better by helping the environment.
Ok.
HP:230 EP:210>
From deep inside the trash can you hear a muffled BOOM! It is then silent.