Turnabout is fair play.

Posted by
Azhag [legacy]
Uploaded
20 March 2010 00:00:00
Type
Theft

Posting for Yoana.

Comments

  • Author
    Draimon [legacy]
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    21 March 2010 15:19:23

    i dont remember sunflash being so hilarious. i <3 you

  • Author
    Sunflash [legacy]
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    21 March 2010 07:06:14

    There are 7 people playing T2T, don't kid yourself. It's fucking 2010, text games with shitty devs aren't exactly the success stories of the future.

  • Author
    Tireless [legacy]
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    21 March 2010 06:55:56

    It just occurred to me that when I was my most active, in a given day I would probably log on from residence, then go to class, log on from there, maybe go to a friend's place (There was this one guy who would keep inviting me over, and any time I'd show up -- I could only make up excuses for so long -- he'd just sit there playing 1-player computer and xbox games) and log on from there, and so on. Every time I changed routers on campus I think I changed IP address, and I certainly changed IP addresses between locations (Different network for residence vs. on campus vs. friend's place), so that means I would have been contributing not less than three and as many as five or six distinct IP addresses per day, even if I was only logging on one char. The average person, I think, logs on from both home and school/work, with the exceptions to that rule being countered out by those who log on from more than two IP addresses in a day. So I think that even if we _did_ accept his stat of 1000 distinct IP addresses per day, that can't possibly reflect more than 500 distinct typists, and probably reflects a smaller number than that.

  • Author
    Sunflash [legacy]
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    21 March 2010 06:44:27

    This is not a meme. Mathias is not crazier than Glenn Beck. There are almost 1000 unique logins a day, people. Get with the program, T2T is motherfuckin' booming.

  • Author
    Tireless [legacy]
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    21 March 2010 06:13:54

    I honestly think that joke is the funniest meme to which I've been exposed on T2T, beating out Obair, Omnomnom and Quiauh. Does this mean I have bad taste? Perhaps. Does this mean I'm a bad person? Probably. But it means that every few days when it's reiterated I get to laugh a bunch, so I'm happy ;)

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
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    21 March 2010 04:14:55

    But then there would be like 2450 masters :/

  • Author
    Sunflash [legacy]
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    21 March 2010 03:59:54

    Not sure what you're talking about, but with 5000 active characters, there's bound to be 121 masters degrees. Particularly if Exhalev or Marthaon have a masters.

  • Author
    Tireless [legacy]
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    21 March 2010 00:15:20

    I think it's worth pointing out that that's 121 responses that say masters degree -- so if one person had a masters and had 121 alts there could be only one with a masters.

  • Author
    Lucky [legacy]
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    20 March 2010 22:33:17

    Not hard to believe seeing as a lot of people who play here were/are college students and it is a general rule that you're somewhat dorkish if you're playing here at all.

  • Author
    Shabba [legacy]
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    20 March 2010 22:26:51

    * Graduate degree, currently working (Votes: 121)

    LOL 121 people with their masters here?

  • Author
    Tireless [legacy]
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    20 March 2010 20:06:43

    I really dislike the posting for others thing. I guess it's my fault for not logging on. *sigh*

  • Author
    Burzukh [legacy]
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    20 March 2010 19:59:10

    It's about damn time.

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
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    20 March 2010 19:31:17

    HOW MUCH GOLD??? I MUST KNOW

  • Author
    Brubaker [legacy]
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    20 March 2010 19:24:24

    too lazy to post a log.

    Braliin the dwarf Sorcerer (Heroic)

    Braliin leaves east.

    You sTaLk Braliin.........EAST

    The plains(e, s, n and w)

    Braliin the dwarf Sorcerer (Heroic)

    A haradrim archer

    Braliin leaves east.

    You sTaLk Braliin.........EAST

    The plains(e, s, n and w)

    Braliin the dwarf Sorcerer (Heroic)

    Braliin leaves east.

    You sTaLk Braliin.........EAST

    The plains(e, s, n and w)

    Braliin the dwarf Sorcerer (Heroic)

    Braliin falls to the ground.

    Braliin is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!

    hb

    Shape all what?

    HP:226 EP:66 - HAR >

    kill

    Headbutt whom?

    You decide to put Braliin out of his misery.

    put sword into baldric

    You remove a pale longsword.

    Ok.

    You killed Braliin.

    Triggered! doing: do get all from corpse into panniers,get all from corpse into dray, get all from corpse into wagon, get all from corpse into sheath 2,get all from corpse into pack, get all from corpse into basket, get all from corpse,get all from corpse into sheath 2

    Full of glee, you raise Braliin's head, cut one of his ears and

    string it onto your necklace as a trophy of your victory, for all to see.

    Braliin has died.

    Now that the blood of your victim has been spilled, you may claim your gold.

    Do: starting commands.

    HP:226 EP:66 - HAR >

    There is no panniers here.

    There is no dray here.

    There is no wagon here.

    There is no sheath 2 here.

    HP:226 EP:66 - HAR >

    some gold coins : Gold may only be pocketed.

    a crude staff sling : Ok.

    an Orc courier pack : Ok.

    black leather armour : Too bulky.

    a walking staff : Ok.

    There is no basket here.

    some gold coins : Ok.

    black leather armour : Ok.

    There is no sheath 2 here.

  • Author
    Etrius [legacy]
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    20 March 2010 18:13:37

    What's with everybody posting for everybody else nowadays? Are there no admin around to activate accounts, or have people just gotten lazier?

    And I liked the log. Sneaky. Little stunts like that are what makes stealing fun.