Bashgeroy has a little bad luck and goes for a popular excuse, and then reports after all of his claims of how bad the lawsys is.
HP:230 EP:167> push axe You push the axe into the wall; it revolves, taking you with it! A secret passage(n and out) Bashgeroy the dunlending Weaponsmaster (Demonic) A huge spider web A vicious spider HP:230 EP:158> Bashgeroy misses Spider. Spider grazes someone. Bashgeroy misses Spider. Spider misses someone. Bashgeroy misses Spider. Spider misses someone. Bashgeroy misses Spider. Spider misses someone. Bashgeroy destroys Spider, shattering bones! Spider misses someone. Bashgeroy obliterates Spider's head, nearly crushing the skull! Spider misses someone. Spider hits someone very hard. Spider misses someone. Bashgeroy destroys Spider, shattering bones! Spider misses someone. Bashgeroy destroys Spider, shattering bones! Spider misses someone. Bashgeroy misses Spider. Spider misses someone. l You have stumbled into a secret passage. This room is very small and quite dark. The air is musty and damp. A mass of cobwebs fills the room. There is a small doorway to the north. You hear a hissing noise in the darkness and become even more tense. You find it hard to concentrate. Maybe you had better leave before it is too late. The only obvious exits are north and out. Bashgeroy the dunlending Weaponsmaster (Demonic) A huge spider web A vicious spider HP:230 EP:148> Bashgeroy beats Spider to a quivering pulp. Spider misses someone. Bashgeroy misses Spider. Spider misses someone. Bashgeroy beats Spider to a quivering pulp. Spider misses someone. alias r r do drink phial,focus aim,give phial to bashgeroy,hunt bashgeroy,kill bashgeroy,trigger The wall spins todo push axe HP:230 EP:146> Bashgeroy crushes Spider's back with the heavy spiked ball. Spider misses someone. Bashgeroy crushes Spider's back with the heavy spiked ball. Spider misses someone. Bashgeroy misses Spider. Spider misses someone. Bashgeroy destroys Spider, shattering bones! Spider misses someone. Bashgeroy reeks like a sewer full of excrement! Bashgeroy misses Spider. Spider misses someone. Bashgeroy beats Spider to a quivering pulp. Spider falls to the ground. Spider oozes a sickly green substance! Bashgeroy puts Spider out of its misery. Spider has died. hunt bashgeroy You begin to hunt Bashgeroy. HP:230 EP:139> Bashgeroy gets a hand-made torch from a Dol Amroth pack. Bashgeroy ignites a torch. Bashgeroy puts his torch to the web, which BURSTS into flame! Bashgeroy extinguishes a torch. r Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:131> You drink the phial of dream potion and feel it taking effect. Slowly, you feel your body growing in strength and power! You feel like you could take on anyone! Yes! YES! You feel incredible! HP:230 EP:131> You start focusing on your aim skill. HP:230 EP:131> You give Bashgeroy an empty phial. HP:230 EP:131> You are already hunting Bashgeroy! HP:230 EP:131> You attack Bashgeroy. HP:230 EP:131> The next time you see 'The wall spins', you will do: 'push axe'. HP:230 EP:131> light crystal light crystal Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:131> You send tails flying at Bashgeroy, but they miss their mark. Bashgeroy misses you. You hold the crystal in the palm of your hand and it starts to glow. HP:230 EP:229> You hold the crystal in the palm of your hand and it starts to glow. HP:230 EP:229> You send tails flying at Bashgeroy, but they miss their mark. Bashgeroy misses you. headbutt Bashgeroy removes a black ruby shield. Bashgeroy puts a black ruby shield into a Dol Amroth pack. You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Bashgeroy. HP:230 EP:207> You hit Bashgeroy striking and immolating with multiple tails! Bashgeroy misses you. headbutt You hit Bashgeroy striking and immolating with multiple tails! Bashgeroy misses you. Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Bashgeroy! HP:230 EP:170> shape Bashgeroy doesn't look so great. HP:230 EP:170> You pummel Bashgeroy with multiple blows from the whip! Bashgeroy misses you. The web burns away completely and disintegrates into dust. The way north is now clear. put phial in pack shape Put what into what? HP:230 EP:168> Bashgeroy doesn't look so great. HP:230 EP:168> You crack Bashgeroy with tails wrapping and burning. Bashgeroy misses you. headbutt headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:166> You send tails flying at Bashgeroy, but they miss their mark. You miss Bashgeroy. Bashgeroy misses you. Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:164> headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:164> headbutt headbutt You pummel Bashgeroy with multiple blows from the whip! You set Bashgeroy aflame with the fiery whip of Angband! Bashgeroy leaves out. You follow Bashgeroy out. A huge cavern(s, w and e) Bashgeroy the dunlending Weaponsmaster (Demonic) Bashgeroy misses you. The effects wear off. Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:162> Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:162> headbutt You send tails flying at Bashgeroy, but they miss their mark. You miss Bashgeroy. Bashgeroy leaves west. You follow Bashgeroy west. The throne room(s, n and e) Bashgeroy the dunlending Weaponsmaster (Demonic) Bashgeroy beats you. headbutt headbutt headbutt You hit Bashgeroy striking and immolating with multiple tails! Bashgeroy leaves north. You follow Bashgeroy north. A wide hallway(s, w and n) Bashgeroy the dunlending Weaponsmaster (Demonic) Bashgeroy beats you. Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Bashgeroy! HP:208 EP:123> Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:208 EP:123> You send tails flying at Bashgeroy, but they miss their mark. You miss Bashgeroy. Bashgeroy leaves north. You follow Bashgeroy north. A barren storeroom(s and e) Bashgeroy the dunlending Weaponsmaster (Demonic) Bashgeroy chokes you. Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:206 EP:121> You send tails flying at Bashgeroy, but they miss their mark. You miss Bashgeroy. Bashgeroy leaves south. You follow Bashgeroy south. A wide hallway(s, w and n) Bashgeroy the dunlending Weaponsmaster (Demonic) Bashgeroy misses you. Bashgeroy repulses you with odor! Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:208 EP:121> headbutt headbutt You send tails flying at Bashgeroy, but they miss their mark. Bashgeroy leaves south. You follow Bashgeroy south. The throne room(s, n and e) Bashgeroy the dunlending Weaponsmaster (Demonic) Bashgeroy chokes you. Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:206 EP:119> Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:206 EP:119> headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:206 EP:119> headbutt You send tails flying at Bashgeroy, but they miss their mark. Bashgeroy leaves east. You follow Bashgeroy east. A huge cavern(s, w and e) Bashgeroy the dunlending Weaponsmaster (Demonic) Bashgeroy misses you. headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:206 EP:117> headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:206 EP:117> headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:206 EP:117> headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:206 EP:117> Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:206 EP:117> headbutt You send tails flying at Bashgeroy, but they miss their mark. You miss Bashgeroy. Bashgeroy leaves south. You follow Bashgeroy south. A narrow tunnel(n and se) Bashgeroy the dunlending Weaponsmaster (Demonic) Bashgeroy misses you. Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Bashgeroy! HP:206 EP:80> shape Bashgeroy is near death. HP:206 EP:80> You crack Bashgeroy with tails wrapping and burning. Burning tails envelop Bashgeroy and slay him with searing gledes. You killed Bashgeroy. Bashgeroy has died. get all from corpse into pack some gold coins : Gold may only be pocketed. a Dol Amroth pack : Ok. a dwarven hauberk : Too bulky. an easterling morning star : Ok. an empty phial : Ok. HP:206 EP:78> l You are in a long, narrow tunnel. The walls are made of stone and have a nice smooth dark surface. There are small torches that give little light to this passageway. You also see broken cobwebs hanging from the ceiling. At the end of this passage you see a grand archway. There is a bright light that can be seen at the end of the tunnel. The only obvious exits are north and southeast. The ghost of Bashgeroy Corpse of Bashgeroy After being investiagted, he tries and claim that I pingflooded him. Seems to be a popular excuse for dying lately. I'm on a god damn dialup connection in ALASKA. Bashgeroy tells you: *poke* Bashgeroy tells you: pingflooded me or something? You tell Bashgeroy: Hell no Bashgeroy tells you: who did then? You tell Bashgeroy: No one Bashgeroy tells you: so, i have a perfect connection, then i lag out and reconnect as a ghost and this is "noone"? You tell Bashgeroy: You were putting in commands AS I ATTACKED YOU Bashgeroy tells you: like? tell bashgeroy extinguish torch You tell Bashgeroy: extinguish torch Bashgeroy tells you: i keep wimpy on Bashgeroy tells you: i put some commands then went ld You tell Bashgeroy: Well that's just your shitty luck then. Bashgeroy tells you: oh sure You tell Bashgeroy: Yeah, alright. Bashgeroy tells you: and i was just putting commands while being attacked, then started wimpying and you continued? You tell Bashgeroy: Yeah, I did. I followed you around Gundabad, waiting for the right time. You have been issued a subpoena for murdering Bashgeroy. You have 1 hour to report to the nearest judge and enter your plea. Bashgeroy tells you: and i ate no pastry, i didnt even try to run? You tell Bashgeroy: Fdl, hypocrite. Bashgeroy tells you: *boggle* Bashgeroy tells you: this was no fair attempt you idiot You tell Bashgeroy: All that "I don't report solo kills" "The lawsys is gay" Bashgeroy tells you: especially when they pingflood and idle kill me You tell Bashgeroy: Fucking excuses. Bashgeroy tells you: excuses? Bashgeroy tells you: what would you think if it happened to you? You tell Bashgeroy: I've been killed before, while lagged out. You learn to deal with it. I'm on a fucking dialup conneciton. Bashgeroy tells you: i understand if it was normal lag Bashgeroy tells you: just all of a sudden, i get a HUGE lag and go ld You tell Bashgeroy: Whatever man, I don't stoop to that shit. You had some bad luck. Bashgeroy tells you: sure, and someone helped my luck go worse