nash is so crazy

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Toxoplasma [legacy]
Uploaded
13 January 2002 00:00:00
Type
Attempt


You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of 
society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers.
HP:230 EP:190> k guard
You attack House honor guard.
HP:230 EP:189> You brutally plunge the blade into House honor guard.
House honor guard misses you.
You sink the blade into House honor guard with the curdling shout of a pirate!
House honor guard misses you.
You sink the blade into House honor guard with the curdling shout of a pirate!
House honor guard misses you.
You miss House honor guard.
House honor guard hits you hard.
sp
You brutally plunge the blade into House honor guard.
House honor guard misses you.
House honor guard is in good shape.
HP:221 EP:185> GOOD SHAPE:GOOD SHAPE
You miss House honor guard.
House honor guard misses you.
You brutally plunge the blade into House honor guard.
House honor guard misses you.
You crack House honor guard's head with the flat of the blade!
House honor guard misses you.
You miss House honor guard.
House honor guard misses you.
You crack House honor guard's head with the flat of the blade!
House honor guard hits you.
You crack House honor guard's head with the flat of the blade!
The elven guard gets a gleam of honor in his eyes.
House honor guard misses you.
You miss House honor guard.
House honor guard misses you.
You brutally plunge the blade into House honor guard.
The elven guard gets a gleam of honor in his eyes.
House honor guard hits you hard.
You crack House honor guard's head with the flat of the blade!
House honor guard hits you hard.
Nash enters.
You miss House honor guard.
House honor guard misses you.
You brutally plunge the blade into House honor guard.
House honor guard misses you.
sp
House honor guard is in average shape.
HP:200 EP:175> AVERAGE SHAPE:AVERAGE SHAPE
You crack House honor guard's head with the flat of the blade!
House honor guard misses you.
You brutally plunge the blade into House honor guard.
House honor guard hits you.
You sink the blade into House honor guard with the curdling shout of a pirate!
House honor guard misses you.
You miss House honor guard.
House honor guard hits you.
You brutally plunge the blade into House honor guard.
House honor guard misses you.
You crack House honor guard's head with the flat of the blade!
House honor guard misses you.
You miss House honor guard.
House honor guard misses you.
You sink the blade into House honor guard with the curdling shout of a pirate!
House honor guard misses you.
You crack House honor guard's head with the flat of the blade!
House honor guard misses you.
You sink the blade into House honor guard with the curdling shout of a pirate!
House honor guard misses you.
You sink the blade into House honor guard with the curdling shout of a pirate!
House honor guard misses you.
sp
House honor guard doesn't look so great.
HP:192 EP:166> DOESN'T SO GREAT:DOESN'T SO GREAT
You miss House honor guard.
House honor guard misses you.
Nash winces in pain!
You pierce House honor guard's chest, spilling tides of blood!
House honor guard misses you.
You sink the blade into House honor guard with the curdling shout of a pirate!
House honor guard grazes you.
You sink the blade into House honor guard with the curdling shout of a pirate!
House honor guard hits you.
You miss House honor guard.
House honor guard misses you.
You crack House honor guard's head with the flat of the blade!
House honor guard misses you.
sp
House honor guard is near death.
HP:184 EP:160> NEAR DEAD:NEAR DEAD:NEAR DEAD
You miss House honor guard.
House honor guard misses you.
You pierce House honor guard's chest, spilling tides of blood!
House honor guard misses you.
You miss House honor guard.
House honor guard misses you.
You sink the blade into House honor guard with the curdling shout of a pirate!
House honor guard hits you very hard.
It is not a crime to attack anonymous figures!
You hear Nash sneaking up behind you, suddenly you spinsp
 and throw your
attacker to the ground.

You miss Nash.
House honor guard misses you.
Nash is in good shape.
House honor guard is near death.
HP:174 EP:156> GOOD SHAPE:GOOD SHAPE
NEAR DEAD:NEAR DEAD:NEAR DEAD
NEAR DEAD:NEAR DEAD:NEAR DEAD
You sink the blade into Nash with the curdling shout of a pirate!
Nash misses you.
House honor guard scratches you.
Nash snickers insanely.
You crack Nash's head with the flat of the blade!
Nash misses you.
House honor guard hits you very hard.
v
Do: starting commands.
HP:161 EP:154> There is no corpse here.
HP:161 EP:154> There is no corpse here.
HP:161 EP:154> Do: Commands completed.
HP:161 EP:154> You miss Nash.
Nash misses you.
House honor guard misses you.
You crack Nash's head with the flat of the blade!
Nash misses you.
House honor guard misses you.
You miss Nash.
Nash misses you.
House honor guard misses you.
You miss Nash.
Nash misses you.
House honor guard misses you.
You sink the blade into Nash with the curdling shout of a pirate!
Nash misses you.
House honor guard misses you.
You sink the blade into Nash with the curdling shout of a pirate!
Nash misses you.
House honor guard hits you.
You miss Nash.
Nash misses you.
House honor guard misses you.
You sink the blade into Nash with the curdling shout of a pirate!
Nash misses you.
House honor guard misses you.
sp
Nash is in average shape.
House honor guard is near death.
HP:157 EP:147> AVERAGE SHAPE:AVERAGE SHAPE
NEAR DEAD:NEAR DEAD:NEAR DEAD
NEAR DEAD:NEAR DEAD:NEAR DEAD
You miss Nash.
Nash scorches you on the shoulder with a large bolt, charring flesh!
House honor guard misses you.
You miss Nash.
Nash misses you.
House honor guard hits you very hard.
You sink the blade into Nash with the curdling shout of a pirate!
Nash misses you.
House honor guard misses you.
You notice Nash sizing you up.
You miss Nash.
Nash misses you.
House honor guard misses you.
You pierce Nash's chest, spilling tides of blood!
Nash misses you.
House honor guard scratches you.
Nash leaves down.
You miss House honor guard.
House honor guard misses you.
You sink the blade into House honor guard with the curdling shout of a pirate!
House honor guard misses you.
You brutally plunge the blade into House honor guard.
House honor guard misses you.
You brutally plunge the blade into House honor guard.
House honor guard misses you.
sp
House honor guard is near death.
HP:140 EP:139> NEAR DEAD:NEAR DEAD:NEAR DEAD
You miss House honor guard.
House honor guard inflicts massive damage to you.
It is not a crime to attack anonymous figures!
Anonymous figure attacks an anonymous figure.
You are attacked by Anonymous figure!
You brutally plunge the blade into someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
House honor guard misses you.
Anonymous figure snickers insanely.
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
House honor guard misses you.
You sink the blade into someone with the curdling shout of a pirate!
Anonymous figure misses you.
House honor guard misses you.
You sink the blade into someone with the curdling shout of a pirate!
Anonymous figure singes you.
House honor guard misses you.
Anonymous figure says: i love figure vs figure fight
You pierce someone's chest, spilling tides of blood!
Anonymous figure misses you.
House honor guard misses you.
You crack someone's head with the flat of the blade!
Anonymous figure misses you.
House honor guard misses you.
sp
Someone doesn't look so great.
House honor guard is near death.
HP:121 EP:133> DOESN'T SO GREAT:DOESN'T SO GREAT
NEAR DEAD:NEAR DEAD:NEAR DEAD
NEAR DEAD:NEAR DEAD:NEAR DEAD
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
House honor guard misses you.
Autosave.
You stagger and graze someone, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut.
Anonymous figure misses you.
House honor guard misses you.
You notice someone sizing you up.
You brutally plunge the blade into someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
House honor guard misses you.
You hear a footstep nearby.
You crack House honor guard's head with the flat of the blade!
House honor guard misses you.
You miss House honor guard.
House honor guard misses you.
You brutally plunge the blade into House honor guard.
You killed House honor guard.
House honor guard has died.
eat leg
You eat a human leg.  Disgusting!
HP:187 EP:192> You hear a footstep nearby.
You crack someone's head with the flat of the blade!
Anonymous figure gets a finely crafted longsword from Corpse of House honor guard.
Anonymous figure gets some gold coins from Corpse of House honor guard.
v
You miss someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
Do: starting commands.
HP:187 EP:190> a finely crafted studded battle shield : Ok.
a studded leather baldric : Ok.
HP:187 EP:190> There is nothing in the corpse to get.
HP:187 EP:190> Do: Commands completed.
HP:187 EP:190> You sink the blade into someone with the curdling shout of a pirate!
Anonymous figure misses you.
You hear a footstep nearby.
sp
Shape all what?
HP:188 EP:187> 
HP:188 EP:186> l
    You have come to a large bustling flet, huge in fact. It appears to be
the headquarters for all the elven army. Messengers run by carrying 
unknown articles and plans. Inside a small army of paper workers can
be seen handling the mass logistics of the operation.
    The only obvious exits are southwest, up, northeast and down.
 Corpse of House honor guard
 A tall elven honor guard
HP:188 EP:185> fade off
HP:189 EP:182> You relax from your efforts to fade into the background, and are 
once more noticeable as who you are.
v
Do: starting commands.
HP:189 EP:182> There is nothing in the corpse to get.
HP:189 EP:182> There is nothing in the corpse to get.
HP:189 EP:182> Do: Commands completed.
HP:189 EP:182> i pack
Gold: 529              Encumbrance: severely encumbered