Seems like someone (accidentally) deleted my account. *Hmph! The Two Towers has been up for 4d.
HP:211 EP:183 Mizrahi takes his position on the speaking pedestal. Mizrahi says: Dear Students of The University or Fangorn! Mizrahi says: I'm proud to declare, that we will now be started the first class in the history of this educational establishment! Mizrahi says: starting even. Mischief enters. Mizrahi says: And, we open this school year, with a class of Wutanger! Mizrahi says: Mischief, you're late, as usual. Mizrahi gives Mischief a with a ruler spanking! Mizrahi says: The class will be run by me, Mizrahi. I specialize in languages, and have a PhD in Braglish and Wutang. Mizrahi says: And now, to teach. Mischief crouches down getting ready to pounce. Mizrahi says: Please open your Wutang Grammar book "Smoke that Biatch" in page 12. Mizrahi screams OPEN IT! Mizrahi grrs. You snore loudly. -> Mizrahi comes up to Anus and NC, and opens their StB for them. Mischief rubs up against your legs purring melodiously. Mizrahi says: We will start with basic Wutang grammar. Mizrahi slaps you so hard your head nearly twists off!! Mizrahi says: NO SLEEPING IN DEAN MIZRAHI'S CLASS! You gasp in astonishment! You feel like Buddha for just a moment. HP:230 EP:230 Mizrahi says: The UNIF supports violent discipline. Mizrahi says: Now, we will start our Wutang class with Bodies. HP:230 EP:230 Mizrahi says: As you all know, Wutang has 3 bodies, just like our very own English. :HP:230 EP:230 Mischief crouches down getting ready to pounce. Mizrahi says: First Person, is the _SAME_ as English. Mizrahi says: I. HP:230 EP:230 Mizrahi says: Repeat after me: I. HP:230 EP:230 Mischief proudly walks by with a black feather in his mouth! Mizrahi says to you: REPEAT MOTHER FUCKAH'! Mizrahi says: We move on, to Second Body. You shout: I HP:230 EP:220 Mizrahi sighs heavily over his non cooapirating students. Mizrahi says: This is all singular, btw, we'll move to plural later. Mizrahi says: Very good Newcomer! Mizrahi says: Fucking lag :p Mischief chases shadows as they go by! You say: I am drying my hair bastard! :P Mizrahi says: Now, second body is similiar to English, but not quite the same. Second body is "Yah'". Repeat "Yah'" with me. Yah'! You shout: Yah! HP:230 EP:213 Mischief rubs up against your legs purring melodiously. Mizrahi writes something on the board, it seems like "Yah'" Mizrahi says: Very good Newcomer! Mischief chases shadows as they go by! Mizrahi says: Now, the tricky part with Yah', is that it's also "Yes" in Wutang. But we'll look into Positives and Negetives in classes to come. Mischief chases shadows as they go by! Mizrahi says: 3rd Person in Wutanger, is absolutely nothing like it is in English. That's where the difference starts taking place. Mizrahi says: He in Wutang, would be "The Dawg". Autosave. Mizrahi says: She in Wutang, would be "That Biatch". Mizrahi says: Repeat after me, and don't shout it, please :p You nod twice. HP:230 EP:220 -> Mizrahi writes The Dawg and That Biatch on the board. HP:230 EP:222 Mizrahi says: Repeat "The Dawg!". Repeat "That Biatch!" You scream The Dawg! You scream That Biatch! You nod twice at Mizrahi. HP:230 EP:225 Mizrahi nods. Mizrahi says: Kickass. Mizrahi says: Now, we move to plural. First person, is just the same as English. As I was I in Wutanger, We is too We. -> Mizrahi writes "We" on the board. Mizrahi looks at Shachmir. Mizrahi says: Shachmir is one lazy student, huh... It will reflect on his report card. Mischief chases shadows as they go by! Mizrahi says: Now, I won't ask you to repeat "We", because I assume you can pronounce it. Mischief chases shadows as they go by! Mischief leaves west. You yawn in boredom. HP:230 EP:230 Mizrahi says: I know this is a boring subject. Mizrahi says: It's basic grammar. Mizrahi says: But, next lesson, we'll have literture. Mizrahi says: And Wutangah' Literture is fascinatah'! You oh interestedly. HP:230 EP:230 Mizrahi says: Now, let's just finish the persons. You say: Now I have to pickup your mom's corsett at Narchost. HP:230 EP:230 Mizrahi says: This lesson will be over soon anyhow. Mizrahi says: Ok, reicess! You say, "Ok!". HP:230 EP:230 Mizrahi says: And I shall prepare our Poem :p Mizrahi says: You're dismissed! Mizrahi takes a sit near his desk and begins to work silently. Mizrahi screams IT'S BEROTH!