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The bedroom of the house(living)
The bloody remains of Mirryn
Deadlok the dwarf Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
HP:230 EP:183> pk deadlok
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:180> You begin to hunt Deadlok.
HP:230 EP:180> You sneak up and stab Deadlok from behind!
HP:230 EP:130> You attack Deadlok.
HP:230 EP:130> Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:130> You impale Deadlok with incredible force.
light crystal
light crystal 2
light crystal 3
You hold the crystal in the palm of your hand and it starts to glow.
HP:230 EP:128> You don't see crystal 2 to light.
HP:230 EP:128> You don't see crystal 3 to light.
HP:230 EP:128> Deadlok misses you.
You impale Deadlok with incredible force.
Deadlok misses you.
You miss Deadlok.
Deadlok misses you.
You jab Deadlok.
shape
Deadlok is in average shape.
AVERAGE! AVERAGE! AVERAGE!
HP:230 EP:123> What?
HP:230 EP:123> Deadlok misses you.
You pull at Deadlok tearing skin.
The corpse completely rots away.
Deadlok mangles you with extraordinary skill.
You hit Deadlok hard.
Deadlok misses you.
You miss Deadlok.
Deadlok misses you.
You pull at Deadlok tearing skin.
shape
Deadlok is in average shape.
AVERAGE! AVERAGE! AVERAGE!
HP:213 EP:115> What?
HP:213 EP:115> Deadlok misses you.
You pull at Deadlok tearing skin.
Deadlok nicks you.
You miss Deadlok.
shape
Deadlok is in average shape.
AVERAGE! AVERAGE! AVERAGE!
HP:211 EP:111> What?
HP:211 EP:111> Deadlok misses you.
You miss Deadlok.
Deadlok misses you.
You pull at Deadlok tearing skin.
l deadlok
Before stands a short dark Dwarf. You are frightened at the sight of him.
He is shrouded in darkness and glares at you with red eyes as you turn to look at his face.
He has a Mysterious symbol on the shoulder of his Dark cloak. Its a symbol reading SS.
You turn and think what this mean and decide to ask him what it means. When you turn to ask him you see he has vanished.
You realize who he was. The ChoSen Made Man. Everybody got a turn.....
As you sit idle and ponder.
The Room Grows Dark..!..
He is carrying:
A longstem black rose.
A mysterious dagger.
A small pipe.
Deadlok has an 'I've been to The 3rd Two Towers EVENT!' badge on him!
Deadlok is a Sergeant in the army of Mordor
With 0 wins and 0 losses.
Deadlok has an 'I've been to The 2nd Two Towers EVENT!' badge on him!
A fine piece of jewelry catches your eye.
He is carrying:
A magnificent engraved longsword (wielded).
A black ruby shield (worn).
Black leather armour (worn).
An Orc courier pack (worn).
A medal.
Loial's for Savavage war drum.
A spellbook.
An 'I've been to The 3rd Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
Rank insignia.
An 'I've been to The 2nd Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
Euronymous's Damnation flute.
Deadlok's magic ring.
HP:212 EP:108> Deadlok misses you.
You mutilate Deadlok with a savage hack.
Deadlok misses you.
You miss Deadlok.
Deadlok misses you.
You hit Deadlok hard.
shape
Deadlok doesn't look so great.
DLSG! DLSG! DLSG!
HP:212 EP:102> What?
HP:212 EP:102> Deadlok misses you.
You miss Deadlok.
Deadlok misses you.
You mutilate Deadlok with a savage hack.
Deadlok misses you.
You miss Deadlok.
Deadlok misses you.
You hit Deadlok hard.
Deadlok misses you.
You miss Deadlok.
shape
Deadlok doesn't look so great.
DLSG! DLSG! DLSG!
HP:213 EP:93> What?
HP:213 EP:93> Deadlok misses you.
You miss Deadlok.
Deadlok misses you.
You miss Deadlok.
Deadlok misses you.
You hit Deadlok hard.
Deadlok misses you.
You hit Deadlok hard.
Deadlok misses you.
You miss Deadlok.
shape
Deadlok doesn't look so great.
DLSG! DLSG! DLSG!
HP:213 EP:83> What?
HP:213 EP:83> Deadlok misses you.
You impale Deadlok with incredible force.
Deadlok misses you.
You miss Deadlok.
shape
Deadlok is near death.
ND! ND! ND!
HP:213 EP:79> What?
HP:213 EP:79> Deadlok wounds you with the sharp blade.
You pull at Deadlok tearing skin.
Deadlok misses you.
You miss Deadlok.
Deadlok misses you.
You pull at Deadlok tearing skin.
Deadlok misses you.
You miss Deadlok.
Deadlok misses you.
You mutilate Deadlok with a savage hack.
Deadlok misses you.
You miss Deadlok.
Deadlok misses you.
You miss Deadlok.
Deadlok mangles you with extraordinary skill.
You hit Deadlok hard.
Deadlok misses you.
You miss Deadlok.
Deadlok misses you.
You pull at Deadlok tearing skin.
Deadlok falls to the ground.
Deadlok is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Deadlok is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
kill
You decide to put Deadlok out of his misery.
HP:192 EP:57> You killed Deadlok.
do get all from corpse,get all from corpse into pack,get all from corpse into basket
Deadlok has died.
Now that the blood of your victim has been spilled, you may now claim your gold.
Do: starting commands.
HP:192 EP:56> say idiot
some gold coins : Ok.
an Orc courier pack : Ok.
black leather armour : Your hands are full!
Failed.
a black ruby shield : Too bulky.
a magnificent engraved longsword : Your hands are full!
Failed.
HP:192 EP:56> black leather armour : Ok.
a black ruby shield : Too bulky.
a magnificent engraved longsword : Ok.
HP:192 EP:56> There is no basket here.
HP:192 EP:56> Do: Commands completed.
HP:192 EP:56> You say: idiot
HP:192 EP:56> You put 94 gold in your pockets.
boggle
You boggle at the concept.