Eru shouts: Behold! The world will end in 15 minutes! Mandos chants: The world will end in 15 minutes... The noise from the Event crowd finally lulls to a dull roar. Mandos chants: The world will end in 14 minutes... A cry is heard from the Event fairgrounds. The Event has run out of BEER! All the Irish let out a wail! Hordes of beer hoarders raise their glasses to better days. Mandos chants: The world will end in 13 minutes... Bolts of lasers bounce off the walls; the owners are shooting each other! The power generators fail, multitudes are trampled in the panic. Ungoliant has regained her original, gigantic size! Mandos chants: The world will end in 12 minutes... Ungoliant tracks Katya to The Hitching Post, mason jar in hand. Katya attempts to distract her with a fancy meal - it doesn't work! Caught, she settles down to her new life as a spider's pet. Mandos chants: The world will end in 11 minutes... Last year's drunks crawl a little closer to the exit. Sere is declared the Drinking Champion; she nods, then passes out. Meanwhile, Arry is once again left in the dust At the Track(tm). Mandos chants: The world will end in 10 minutes... Having lost to Shelob, Isigel challenges Carforgoth to battle! In a show of bravado, he refrains from using skills, and loses. Run ragged with wrangling requests, Turgon finally rests. Mandos chants: The world will end in 9 minutes... Sairlec unrigs the lottery machine and claims: 'No winners!' After the ensuing riot, Zelindo loots a ribbon from his corpse. Zelindo desperately races to use the last of his rainbow masks. Mandos chants: The world will end in 8 minutes... As Welsh finishes a speech, Gimilkhad is invited to say a few words. Remembering the previous ceremony, his knights bravely run away. Welsh disappears into nothingness with a loud PLOP! Mandos chants: The world will end in 7 minutes... The last game of Capture the Flag ends. Fighters mill about, casting glances at the abandoned arena. Nobody tells Razzar, who excitedly teleports to the flag and waits. Mandos chants: The world will end in 6 minutes... Revenge unsated, Ungoliant turns her attention toward Trath. He is cornered at the beer tent, downing liquid courage. Ungoliant grins wickedly as she squashes Trath beneath her foot! Mandos chants: The world will end in 5 minutes... A day later, Ketushka is still scrubbing out magic marker stains. She discovers the Valacirca tent deployed in her guild's shop! A multitude of ranger figurines are marched out the castle gates. Mandos chants: The world will end in 4 minutes... Finally sated, drunkards do as drunkards will and pass out. Someone turns the light on in Dark Arda. Real Arda falls dark. Real Arda is quickly re-lit. A stunned Carver is smoking cotton candy! Mandos chants: The world will end in 3 minutes... Explorers run through their dungeons, hacking and slashing with fury. Tuned blades hum as the adventurers reach the last room. Orodin rallies the frogs for one final raid. Mandos chants: The world will end in 2 minutes... The sound of a heavenly choir suddenly echoes from above! Many Ardans look downward. Some are smarter and look skyward. The song turns to wailing: Ghorin discovered Mildryth's bug reports! Mandos chants: The world will end in 1 minute... A bright warm light shines from above as the voice of Eru sings: "Behold the Event, and what you have wrought, For with every Party, there is a Hangover, and with every Hangover a Party!" MudOS driver shouts: shutting down immediately. Your party has been disbanded. See you again soon!