Eru shouts: Behold! The world will end in 15 minutes!
Mandos chants: The world will end in 15 minutes...
 
The noise from the Event crowd finally lulls to a dull roar.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 14 minutes...
 
A cry is heard from the Event fairgrounds.
The Event has run out of BEER! All the Irish let out a wail!
Hordes of beer hoarders raise their glasses to better days.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 13 minutes...
 
Bolts of lasers bounce off the walls; the owners are shooting each other!
The power generators fail, multitudes are trampled in the panic. 
Mandos chants: The world will end in 12 minutes...
 
Last year's drunks crawl a little closer to the exit.
Zelindo desperately races to use the last of his rainbow masks.
Gimilkhad leaves early to make a sandwich known as 'the beast'.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 11 minutes...
 
Ungoliant challenges the woofie guild master to a dance off.
All business, Lupin suits up in a pink tutu and begins to spin.
The curtain falls while a certain serious Silvan secretly dances to disco.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 10 minutes...
 
The stress of becoming guildmaster yet again drives Mortis mad.
Denying the end of the world, he is convinced he has already remade it.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 9 minutes...
 
Caladhen challenges Sere to El-ixir; loser to become a frog!
Sere cheats by not resigning and gloats as he turns into a toad.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 8 minutes...
 
A mob of smelly hobos descends upon Dol Amroth.
Welsh gives the signal and the cows are launched!
Oh wait, that was just Amruin coming to the party.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 7 minutes...
 
'...Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.'  
Large beast finally finishes and looks around the arena.
It leaves, singing: 'Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds...'
Mandos chants: The world will end in 6 minutes...
 
The last game of Capture the Flag ends.
Fighters mill about, casting glances at the abandoned arena.
They turn away.  Long live CTF, the new king of the Event!
Mandos chants: The world will end in 5 minutes...
 
Finally sated, drunkards do as drunkards will and pass out.
Arry turns the light on in Dark Arda.  Real Arda falls dark.
Lost inside, Zaegan's crystal dims as he calls out: ...Anyone?
Mandos chants: The world will end in 4 minutes...
 
Sairlec unrigs the lottery machine and claims: 'No winners!'
After the ensuing riot, someone loots a ribbon from his corpse.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 3 minutes...
 
Explorers run through their dungeons, hacking and slashing with fury.
Tuned blades hum as the adventurers reach the last room.
Razzar runs by waving a bright CTF flag, chased by Event security.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 2 minutes...
 
A bright warm light shines from above as the voice of Eru sings:
"Behold the Event, and what you have wrought,
 For with every Party, there is a Hangover,
              and with every Hangover a Party!"
MudOS driver shouts: shutting down immediately.
See you again soon!